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lmaowitcher · 1 year
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Healing Hands. || Geralt of Rivia x F!Reader. [ONESHOT.]
There are not many beings that Geralt trusts to tend to his wounds. Amongst the limited few is a novice woodland witch - one that he’s long felt affection for.
Explicit Sexual Content. Witch!Reader. Hurt/Comfort Elements.
WARNINGS: 18+ ONLY. Wounds and Injuries. Explicit Sex (F!Receiving Oral & Vaginal). Reader Has Long Hair - But No Other Physical Descriptions Used. Not Beta Read. Minorly Edited.
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“Why do you always have to end up like this?”
The words are spoken more to yourself than him. Muttered. Annoyed. Yet, simultaneously gentle and concerned. Just like the brush of your fingers are you pack herbs around his wound - holding them in place as you wind the bandage tighter around his muscled side.
Geralt only hums. The heat of your cottage and the warmth of your touch is nice. Comforting. He knows that he can relax here. That he’s safe with you.
Yet, your displeasure at his state remains obvious.
His hands raise. They settle on your hips. Insistent, yet gentle - broad and strong as he slowly tries to reel you in. Wanting to bring you closer to where he sits upon your bed. Ignoring the fact that even now as you stand above - straddling his legs while tending to his wounds - you’re not far from him at all.
Still, he needs more.
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lmaowitcher · 2 years
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#where geralt is all of us
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lmaowitcher · 2 years
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soooo season 2 huh?
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lmaowitcher · 3 years
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HENRY CAVILL as GERALT OF RIVIA in The Witcher Netflix (2019): Bottled Appetites
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lmaowitcher · 3 years
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“thanks dear!”
Eskel: Why is Jaskier punching that guy over there? Did he insult you?
Geralt, drinking his ale: no
Lambert: Was he talking shit about you two being together?
Geralt: no
Eskel: Then why is Jaskier pissed?
Geralt: There are three things that can make Jaskier start a bar fight: Witcher hating, homophobia, and slut-shaming.
Geralt: Tonight it's #3.
Jaskier, kicking the guy in the stomach: Who are you to tell me how should I dress, I don't need validation from anyone, not even my partner-
Geralt, raising his voice: You look great, though!
Jaskier, right before slamming a chair across the man's face: Thanks dear!
Lambert: I don't know if it's we who are protecting him, or if it's he who's protecting us.
Eskel: I don't know about you, I feel safe.
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lmaowitcher · 3 years
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this is... amazing
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Geralt, when he can’t find Jaskier to apologise after the mountain.
I put to much effort into this 😭
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lmaowitcher · 3 years
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geralt + side profile requested by anon
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lmaowitcher · 3 years
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guess who’s back... 🙊
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lmaowitcher · 4 years
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some shirtless geralt as requested (and some touching)
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lmaowitcher · 4 years
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a/n: some family fluff for y'all.
Ciri, tiptoeing into Geralt's and Jaskier's room, shaking Jaskier by the shoulder: Jaskier.
Jaskier, nuzzling into Geralt's neck: Mmm?
Ciri: I've got a big bug in my room.
Jaskier, uncurling himself from Geralt and stumbling out of bed: Show me where, I'll handle it.
*a few minutes after*
Jaskier, tiptoeing back into the room, whispering: Geralt.
Geralt, already awake: *sigh* Is it big?
Jaskier: Huge.
Geralt, grabbing his sword: I've got this.
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lmaowitcher · 4 years
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Here to shitpost
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lmaowitcher · 4 years
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the witcher + text posts (3/?) - [part 1] [2]
tag yourself i’m all of them
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lmaowitcher · 4 years
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The witcher and his bard (the bard and his witcher)
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lmaowitcher · 4 years
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Geralt of Rivia | The Witcher 1.04
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lmaowitcher · 4 years
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ciri: *screams*
geralt: *screams louder to establish dominance*
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lmaowitcher · 4 years
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hey... h ey... disaster husbands geralt/jaskier?
its been 84 years since u requested this but ask and ye shall (eventually) receive op
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lmaowitcher · 4 years
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HAPPY 37TH BIRTHDAY HENRY WILLIAM DALGLIESH CAVILL
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