First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

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Everything is the same except Harry is a Gen Z kid and can't pay attention for more than 5 min. Voldemort has to put up a youtube video of those minecraft obstacle courses for him to pay attention while he monologues

THEY LOCKED HIM IN A CUPBOARD!

SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN READ THAT.

The rest of his family had beds and a place to sleep and love and comfort and Harry was LOCKED IN A CUPBOARD.

and then its hardly mentioned again. Like ever.

You know what that could do to a kids brain?

and people still say "oh Harry didn't have it that bad."

They put him in a cupboard.

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

Harry was nervous seeing Arthur at Saint Mungos. There was still part of him that thought it was his fault somehow he got hurt but he was thankful the Weasleys wanted him to come along. It wasn't very often he got to see more of the wizarding world besides school after all.

Everything was going fine and he became just as excited to see him as everyone else.

But then he was stopped at the door by a healer "Sorry. Family only."

They argued for a second, but Harry could tell their hearts weren't in it. All they wanted was to see Arthur, Harry's problems could wait.

"Go," Harry insisted with a fake smile. "I'm okay. I'll wait out here. You can tell me everything when you get back."

Their "are you sure?" comments felt just as fake.

"I'll be fine."

He wasn't fine.

you know those tropes where you come across them and are like Hard No Thank You but then you see the author’s name and are like… 😒 i will read this FOR YOU 😒…

A fanfic of fanart made by @stolenviolet - Link to art

Just boosting my fic because it’s incredible and I want inspo to write a continuance

Harry loses bits of time when terrible things happen, but he ends up better off. Should he be scared? Or is it okay to trust it when it’s the only thing that keeps him safe?

Rated Teen• 9k•

tagged: Dursley abuse•Harrymort•scarcrux

I might have gone a little crazy over this fic

Link to ao3 one shot based off of this art piece i got real obsessed over real fast

"We bow to each other, Harry."

I write for myself

*checks AO3 every few hours to see if I got any new kudos, comments or subscriptions*

I write for myself

*checks AO3 every few hours to see if I got any new kudos, comments or subscriptions*

They put him in a cupboard.

This is exactly what I want from a Fallout TV show. Pathetic Brotherhood of Steel characters, a Vault Dweller who kicks ass, a hot ghoul, dubious corporations, and the hint of more New Vegas.