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Fuck it. Ask box open. Go feral lads
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What if I revived this blog
Haha jkjk
Unless 👀
#linked universe#been itching to do some more lists#but I don’t vibe with a handful of stuff in the inbox#so I dunno#might make up some of my own lists to compensate#I’ll seeee
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Links ranked on how likely they are to pee in the ball pit at dashcon 🏊
To those of y’all who don’t understand what the OP is referring to....I can’t help you there....
1: Legend- He would do it as an act of defiance. A big middle finger to Dashcon for ruining his day. No one would be able to stop him either, he can and WILL piss in the ball pit.
2: Wild- Wild would likely see Legend do it and decide, yes, this is a good idea : )
3: Wind- Probably about to join in before he’s yanked away by one of the others.
4: Sky- The only way I could see Sky peeing in the ball pit is if it was accidental. How does that happen? I dunno probably drank too much and then feel asleep in it.
5: Warriors- Does not pee in the ball pit but is probably in the ball pit at the time Legend and Wild come over and has to scramble out screaming “It touched me!!”
6: Time- You’re laughing? Legend and Wild are peeing in the Dashcon ball pit and you’re laughing?
7: Hyrule- Dragging away Legend but he’s being polite about it like “The bathroom was over there you silly goose”.
8: Twilight- Dragging away Wild by the tip of his ear mother style, commenting on how he’s “So embarrassing.” and how he’s totally not getting McDonald’s later.
9: Four- Clean freak Blue is absolutely disgusted, his whole face turns a shade of nausea green. He knew coming to this stupid Tumblr convention was a bad idea.
#linked universe ranked#linkeduniverse#linked universe#the crackiest thing on this blog so far#cw gross#???#if u don’t know about Dashcon you’re a liddol baby
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Belt ranking?
Ya boy is back and here to talk about BELTS. Did y’all miss me?
1: Wind- Wind’s belt sparks so much joy man what the hell. His lil belt buckle thingy with the swirly spiral design? I am getting serotonin just looking at it. Absolutely delightful.
2: Hyrule- A simple yet affective belt to carry potions. For some reason it kinda reminds me of Spongebob’s belt and that makes me think of Rule with Spongebob’s voice and I am now laughing.
3: Sky- I don’t have much to say about it other than it’s a strong sturdy belt and it suits him!
4: Four (ayyy)- This belt was almost S tier but that dangly strip at the front looks annoying to deal with. But bonus points for those cute af kinstones.
5: Wild- His belt looks kind of uncomfortable but whatever works for him works for me.
6: Warriors- Wars’ belt gives me the vibes of like...he went to go take a pee and had to rush back for some reason and ended up buckling it up wrong. Like it’s a nice belt! But just looks done up weird.
7: Legend- Look at this motherfucker. He thinks he owns guuci with that bling belt. You’re fooling no one babe we know you found it at a thrift store.
8: Time- I’m not sure if what Time has even qualifies as a belt and not just part of his armor...
9: Twilight- Dude can’t even afford a real belt and just tied some orange fabric around his waist. Absolutely pathetic.
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(I’m still here btw dw I’m just busy with art and a new discord server. More lists soon!)
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Links based on how likely they are to stick a finger into a pot of water that was set to boil just because they were curious about how hot it was, only to realize three days later how dumb of an idea that was? If you have the time, of course.
Oddly specific ones like these are my fav ❤️
1: Four- I honestly couldn’t tell you why he ranks 1st other than he seems like the kinda person who would have really impulsive thoughts and act on them too. Is it something to do with the colors? Probably.
2: Wind- I once set fire to a tissue for shits and giggles when I was around his age so I’m gonna project on to him.
3: Hyrule- Probably would’nt do it now but when he first started living with the princesses, absolutely. Baby’s first experiences with hot water.
4: Time- Another case of he absolutely wouldn’t do it now but has done it in the past and felt extra stupid about it when Malon kissed his boo boo.
5: Wild- I feel like Wild has a pretty solid grasp on the adverse effects off too much heat, but then again this is Wild we’re talking about. May have done it once. Curiosity killed the Link.
6: Twilight- He can have just a smidgen of dumbass. A crumb. As a treat.
7: Warriors- The only reason he’d do such a thing would be if it was by accident but he’d still feel like an idiot regardless.
8: Legend- He wouldn’t do it but if he saw one of the other Link’s hand inch forward to a boiling pot he wouldn’t stop them and would laugh when they got burned.
9: Sky- The only Link actively stopping the others from burning themselves. Thanks mom.
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Alright crackheads. Apparently turning on anon just made y’all completely flood my inbox lol.
Closing the inbox for now, will be back open at a later date!
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The links ranked by how likely they are to cut their hair at ungodly hours of the morning
1: Legend- Just feels like a Legend thing to do. Definitely post some existential crisis for bonus points.
2: Hyrule- Hyrule is probably doing it with Legend or letting Legend cut his as well cos “Hey free haircut nice”. Also helping Legend calm down from his existential crisis.
3: Wind- Probably a little hesitant to cut his own hair but will no doubt ask someone else to at like 3 in the morning.
4: Wild- This dude’s gotta be growing his hair out right? So he likely just gives it a little trim to get rid of split ends. As a treat.
5: Time- See I don’t think he would, but if there was one strand or something driving him crazy in the middle of the night he’d just grumble “fuck it” and lob it off with a sword.
6: Twilight- Another case of he probably wouldn’t unless necessary. Also my dude’s likely just asleep bc you can’t tell me Twilight doesn’t like a full night’s rest.
7: Four- Four is the kinda person who at least wants his hair cut in daylight hours and preferably by someone qualified to do it.
8: Warriors- Ok yeah no Warriors absolutely wants his hair cut in daylight hours and 100% by someone qualified to do it.
9: Sky- Fast asleep. Conked the hell out. The only thing he’s doing at ungodly hours is dreaming about Zelda...
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links ranked by their traumas
Nope sorry.
I really don’t wanna deal with that kinda stuff on this blog!
Feel free to make your own list if you want my dude.
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I completely forgot that you have to turn on anonymous asks and that they’re not available automatically.
I have turned them on. So any of y’all who were too embarrassed to request weird lists send them now anonymously ; )
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Could you rank the links based on their hygiene habits?
1: Warriors- Can and will bathe at every opportunity. Gotta keep that hair blindingly blonde after all. Probably starts complaining if he has to walk around with dirt and blood on him for extended periods of time.
2: Four- Blue is canonically a clean freak so some of that’s gotta translate over to Four.
3: Sky- Considering how many layers this guy wears he probably gets very sweaty and needs to bathe and clean up a lot. Also strikes me as an avid tooth brusher. Just look at those pearly whites!
4: Legend- He likes to keep himself fresh and clean but he’s got more of an “eh” attitude toward it. Like he’s not gonna freak if he doesn’t wash for a few days.
5: Wild- Wild’s the kinda fella who doesn’t particularly care if he stinks but he needs to keep his hair tidy. Less because he’s invested in the hygiene of it and more because if he doesn’t it will tangle and that is a nightmare to brush.
6: Time- Hygiene isn’t the be all and end all to him. He’d much rather keep his armor clean than his body clean. Smh Time.
7: Hyrule- Another case of hygiene just simply not being that important to him, but even more so since he’s used to survival situations. He’s accustomed to being a stinky lil man.
8: Twilight- Twi isn’t smelly on purpose. He’s just so used to being a farming hard working lad who sweats buckets and is used to being mucky. The others have to politely tell him to bathe lest they catch a whiff of him.
9: Wind- I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Wind does not give a single fuck about hygiene. Watch him being dragged toward a lake wriggling and grumbling in someone’s arms as they carry him and a bar of soap. No bath only stink.
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The chain ranked on a scale of: would jump off a cliff because Someone told them not to, to would not
Don’t try this at home kids.
1: Wild- I only put him here because I absolutely wholeheartedly believe he carries the paraglider at all times so he’d be like “Hell yeah I’ll jump off a cliff! : )” even if no one specifically asked him to.
2: Sky- For a start, he’s used to jumping off of things. Secondly, Sky seems like the kinda dude who will fully trust you unless you give him a reason not to. So if you tell him to jump off a cliff you must have good intentions, right?
3: Wind- He’s 13, he would jump off a cliff for clout.
4: Hyrule- Would probably jump off a cliff if you told him there was some sort of secret entrance to treasure below since he’s used to doing Weird Shit™️ like that.
5: Time- Time would be like “I don’t trust you but I can just roll at the bottom and I’ll be fine”.
6: Four- He’s indecisive. On the one hand, no, jumping to potential death is bad. On the other hand, but what if tho 👀
7: Warriors- He would say no unless you turned it into a “Bet you won’t” situation in which case he’d do it out of spite.
8: Twilight- Twi is the one who’s stopping people from jumping off cliffs because someone told them to. A true hero really.
9: Legend- Whoever tells Legend to jump off a cliff gets a judgemental look and a double dose of the bird 🖕🖕
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Rank on biggest older sibling energy?
1: Twilight- This mans was born to be an older sibling, even if he isn’t one. The kids in Ordon look up to him so much and it’s clear he’s got everything it takes to be the best big bro out there.
2: Wind- “But Wind is the baby of the group” I hear you say. “Have you not played Wind Waker?” I ask in return, snark evident in my voice.
3: Warriors- Solely for the cute brotherly bonding thing Jojo has been hinting at us between him and Wind. Also my dude is basically the big bro leader figure.
4: Legend- Ok hear me out: Legend is great with younger kids. No seriously, look at his games. I can 100% see him drop the snark act just to act all goofy and silly around kids because let’s face it, he would.
5: Sky- We all know Sky definitely has more momma hen energy but he also seems to be the kinda dude who the others would come to looking for advice. That’s older sibling energy too.
6: Time- Kinda like Sky. He is very much the father figure of the found family as opposed to the big brother. But simply because he’s got those older figure vibes ranks him higher.
7: Wild- Wild has the protective nature of an older sibling, absolutely, but I also see him as one of the younger lads who’s a bit all over the place and just?? Younger bro energy I guess.
8: Four- Ain’t got much to say on him other than he simply just doesn’t have The Vibes™️
9: Hyrule- I feel like Hyrule’s the kinda dude who would panic if anyone came to him for older sibling stuff for fear of giving bad advice or the likes. But he doesn’t really feel like much of a younger bro either. Anyone have thoughts on where Hyrule fits into the found family trope? 🤔
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Can you rank the Links on the most stupidest things they have ever done?
I was 🤔 at this because I was wondering if I could just make stuff up, but instead I’m gonna rank them on canon things they can do/ have done in their games/ mangas. This is just what comes off the top of my head so they could’ve easily done worse.
1: Wild- Where do I even begin? BOTW lets you do so much stupid shit. My highlights would include: eating rocks, riding bears, attempting to ride the dragons, all the crazy Sheikah rune stuff, defeating Ganon in your underwear and the list goes on.
2: Legend- The entirety of Triforce Heroes.
3: Four- Was a horny little man who looked up a lady’s skirt and was subsequently nearly crushed. Also the whole Vio and Shadow debacle.
4: Twilight- Tried to distract Ganon, the lord of darkness, who was very much trying to kill him, with a fishing rod.
5: Wind- Allowed Tetra to launch him to the Forsaken Fortress inside a barrel and somehow survived thanks to whacky cartoon physics.
6: Time- Drank seven year old milk.
7: Warriors- Thought he was a big boy who could handle all the enemies by himself because he got a pretty sword.
8: Sky- Knocked down a chandelier in The Lumpy Pumpkin so he could get like 10 rupees.
9: Hyrule- I don’t think Hyrule has done a single stupid thing in his games and I really don’t wanna turn to other media because that would be me saying that cartoon Link = Hyrule and I would sooner die and accept that.
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i'll let you borrow my friend's copy of twilight princess that i'm currently hoarding until further notice
Thank you put please keep your TP copy. I shall not take your friend’s property lol.
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I haven’t played Twilight Princess stop bullying me guys 😭
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rank the links based on how likely they are to get arrested. not necessarily commit a crime—just to get arrested. :)
But how does one get arrested without, at least supposedly, committing a crime 🤔
1: Wind- I was gonna put Wind toward the middle because I know he has the feral energy to get arrested, but probably wouldn’t actually be because he’s a kid. But then I realize Wind has literally already been arrested at the very start of his game no less.
2: Wild- Another one for the “already arrested” gang, this time by the Yiga clan. Idk why Wind is higher I just think he’s got that energy y’know?
3: Legend- You know him. You love him. Hyrule’s number one (not really) criminal. He probably has been arrested several times thanks to those wanted posters of his youth still flying around. That and his tax evading roommate/friend/lover makes for prison potential.
4: Four (ayyy)- Four is the kinda mf to be seen being dragged kicking and screaming by whatever authority because he tried to kick someone’s shins.
5: Hyrule- I feel like he’s had to pull an Aladdin on it before running away from the law because he stole food. The princesses would pay his bail though.
6: Time- Honestly don’t even ask me why but god I could totally see Time being arrested. Maybe because someone was talking shit about one of his 8 eight sons so he beat them up.
7: Sky- I know what you’re thinking. “Sky?! Arrested?!” But we’ve seen how angry he gets over certain stuff. This man is a threat if he wants to be.
8: Warriors- God forbid the captain get arrested. He’s too young for jail! Help!
9: Twilight- I see Twi and I see a good law abiding citizen. Literally no way in hell this man’s getting arrested. Unless you can be arrested for having simply too much cowboy energy. Yeehaw 😔👊
#linked universe ranked#linkeduniverse#linked universe#Idk if any of the other links have been canonically arrested
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