[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
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Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning.
Sphere Tastiness [Explained]
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[Graph with Y axis using and arrow indicating tastiness from "Not Tasty" to "Tasty" and X axis labeled "Sphere Diameter (meters)" with a logarithmic scale running from 10-4 to 108 (with 10-3, 100, 103 and 106 labeled).]
[The graph contains two points points for "Grapes" and "Melons" at the "Tasty" end of the Y axis, between 10-2 and 10-1 meters, and two points for "The Earth" and "The Moon" at the "Not Tasty" end, both around 107 meters. A straight dashed line shows a linear interpolation between the points. There's a circle with a question mark about halfway between them.]
[Caption below the panel:] My research suggests the existence of an 800-meter sphere that tastes okay.
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Mary said, "Now…who in the world thought this carpet was a good idea in this hotel. We are staying at the Ameristar in Kansas City. When the elevator door opened we seriously thought it was a crime scene."
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Gouache 🎨
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Laivi Põder (Estonian, contemporary)
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ok my new adjacent celebrity encounter is a drunk kid rock calling and serenading my moms girlfriend group last might at their campout
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Asking for millions of Americans.
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I’ve been putting the mba to use providing consulting support to my bff for the last year ass she started her own biz and she just gifted me w AirPod pros, something I would Never splurge for, but I’ve wanted Nice headphones for a long time!
Anyway
I’m listening to ADHD mixes and my brain has never been happier
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2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things
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UNIDENTIFIED MI'KMAQ ARTIST
QUILLWORK LIDDED BOX, C. 1850
porcupine quills, organic pre-aniline dyes, softwood, birchbark, spruce root, and cotton thread
First Arts
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the only thing I’m making out w at midnight is my night guard and cpap machine
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Original Vincent Van Gogh paintings portrayed in Loving Vincent (2017) (insp.)
café terrace at night, 1888 // bank of the oise at auvers, 1890 // bridges across the seine at asnieres, 1887 // the red vineyard, 1888 //the sower, 1889 // wheatfield with crows, 1890 // landscape with a carriage and a train, 1890 // the night café, 1888 // the church at auvers, 1890 // haystacks in provence, 1888
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The goat has made it to the 26th!!
Barely.
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I just want the Baudelaires to be okayyyyy
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