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You log off this website for like 2 days and return to a mass gaslighting movement having spontaneously materialized into existence like athena from the head of zeus. cant ever leave you people unsupervised
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Omg no I'm cryingg
diluc owning a winery but hating drunks is hilarious to me
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LMAOO THE FUCK THIS
sasuke driving gaara to class at their shitty liberal arts school
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She's so cute. I love her happy energy. Just looking at her makes me smile. I ā„ YOIMIYA
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yoimiya ā owner of naganohara fireworks
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Therapy helped way more than I realised woahh
I love food what the fuck
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Gakushuu: "resting ur eyes" in the morning after shutting off ur alarm is a dangerous game to play
Gakushuu: thatās why I never sleep.
Karma: Shuu no-
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you know, i was pretty skeptical when horikoshi introduced theĀ āTodorokiās Momās New Boyfriend, Gang Orcaā arc, but iāve been really impressed with how tactfully heās addressed such a sensitive topic
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pt 2 since the first one did surprisingly well!
karma:*going Over math work hes only doing because of a bet he made with asano completley foccused*
Itona:*working on a robot tugging at hard to reach wires*
Karasuma:*In a very important online meeting with his boss*
Kayano:*bursts into the room causing karma to rip the page itona to tug at the wrong wire and disrupting karasumas meeting* who in the FUCK ate my puddin pops you whores
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Karasuma: hey karma, can you help out?
Karma: oh I wish I could, but I donāt want to
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Kayano: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU KNEW HOW TO DRIVE!
Itona: I said "how hard could it be"
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Itona: *going into karasumas room* hey karasuma could yo- why aren't you dressed
Karsuma: uh-I Don't have any clothes?
Itona: *opens closet* sure you do, you've got shirts, pants, hi bitch-sensei, shorts
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Karma: father, I crave the crunchy lactose soup
Karasuma, crying: please just call it cereal
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Karma: Kayano is smelly...... pass it on
*elsewhere*
kayano:*shudders*
nagisa: whats wrong
Kayano: i don't know
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Karasuma:*@ any of his kids* whats wrong with you
all three of them: I will try to be breif(1/2058)
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Kayano: Wait, what? People actually tell their crushes they like them?
Karma: What the hell do YOU do?
Kayano: Um I die? What kind of questionā¦
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Karma: Maehara texted me saying āyour adorable,ā and I texted back, āno, YOUāRE adorableā.
Itona: And?
Karma: Now Weāve been on like six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so Iām not gonna say anything.
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(When kayano went crazy with the tentacles)
Karasuma, watching Kayano: Wow, that girl is so troubling sometimes.
Karasuma: I canāt believe I'm going to adopt her.
Irina: You donāt have to.
Karasuma: No Iām gonna.
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Itona: Look, Iām not gonna-
Karma: DO IT!
Itona: Ugh!...*singing* I'm Itona and I was wrong. I'm singing the Itona wrong song. I shouldn't have taken that chance. Now here's my remorseful dance.
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The three of them: *stare out the window*
karasuma: *walks up to them* What are you guys doing?
Kayano: The wifis slow so weāre watching a couple break up across the street.
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(planning to save koro-sensei)
Itona, looking over a map of the mountain: Itās a barren, featureless desert out there.
Kayano: Thatās the back of the map.
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Kanzaki: Would you slap your brothers for a million dolars?
Kayano: Iād roundhouse kick them in the face for for looking at me.
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Karasuma: Karma, why did you buy a fake thumb online?
Karma: *thinks back to when he used the thumb to fuck with Shiro and make him think he fed him a person*
Karma: I donāt remember.
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Itona: Ok, we gotta get through this locked door. Karasuma, quick, give me your credit card.
Karasuma: Okay. *gives him his credit card*
Itona: *pockets it* Okay, great. Now Karma, break down the door.
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Karasuma: What do you guys do when you have big problems?
Karma: I try to fight them.
Kayano: I ignore them until they go away.
Itona: I find a solution to overcome them.
Karma:
Kayano:
Karasuma:
Karasuma: Sam?
Itona:
Itona: *sighs* I freak out and cry.
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Karma, to Karasuma, about Kayano: The girl has no idea how to behave like a lady. Where's the dignity? Where's the contempt for the common man?
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Karasuma: Gentle reminder: donāt eat too much candy before you go to bed.
Kayano: No.
Karasuma: This was supposed to be a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.
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Why does a slice of cheese have more calories than an egg?
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Big oof
Maehara: *eating triple chocolate cake for breakfast*
Isogai: Why
Maehara: Korosensei said it was okay
Isogai: Korosensei also says that blowing up the earth is okay
Korosensei, eating his third cake: Itās a good idea! Either kill me or I end the world!
Isogai: Cake is not breakfast!
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They had to wait for Temari
( how did they get stuck? Who knows)
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