i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

Yes, I have many thoughts about Malenia.

because if anything, you have always been giving a performance. and what lies beneath, well—you’ve never really known the face of, after all; not in daylight. not by name.

The Soulsborne games are so beautiful. And with that I am not talking about the stars in Siofra or the view from the top of the Church workshop in Yharnam or the streets of Anor Londo. No, I am talking about the movement of the bosses and enemies. There is so much beauty in them. Bosses like Dancer show such a beauty in their movement despite her monstrous apperance below the armour. Seeing the dragons spread their wings is stunning. The moment Morgott is going full in and covers the area in miracles, wonderful. Astel just existing and jumping around with that long tail trailing behind it... The fact that you can see in each beast battle in Bloodborne that they were once a human... I remember my husband fighting Malenia and he called her Goddess of Rot form something ethereal, like if she turned into an angel. Soulsborne has so much beauty in the grotesque and I, for once, think it is wonderful.

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

one of my favourite things is seeing posts like this that are clearly a reference to some fandom or piece of media, but having no idea what it’s referencing, so i’m just reading it like. yeah that would be weird huh

A good boy asks.

Are you ok, John Wick?

I really do adore all the effort put into weird cool-looking character designs of what are functionally one-off extras.

if youve got multiple jobs pick whatever you want idc but im more interested in the longer usual one

I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

Well?

Hi Tumblr! It’s been [redacted] years that I haven’t posted something, which is rather silly actually. Fixing that.

Anyway, here’s Harrowhark Nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb series! :) Enjoy!