i feel like someone dead pretending to be alive
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You would not believe your ass
If ten million largemouth bass.
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apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops
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self-tolerance —> self-love
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Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about
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