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lhazaar · 5 hours
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Need to express something sir? Of course. Have you considered Catholic imagery but dark a bit risque? Perhaps not today? How about a slender white woman in experimental accessories? Perhaps sir is in the mood for some erotic gore that is strangely bereft of pubic hair?
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lhazaar · 5 hours
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tragic: post makes good point but does so with factual inaccuracies, prompting the ahem ACKSHUALLY goblin in my head to rise again
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lhazaar · 5 hours
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I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it
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lhazaar · 5 hours
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guy who only heard the phrase gaslighting once and is misremembering it: stop fleshlighting me
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lhazaar · 7 hours
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tumblrrrr what is UP with your connectivity lately!
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lhazaar · 1 day
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Ugh I've been trying to crate train my ant but it keeps whining at night.
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lhazaar · 1 day
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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
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lhazaar · 1 day
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freshly spray-sealed means our coffee table’s top panel is FINALLY DONE, several hours of hyperfocus later >:) featuring all 13 of eberron’s moons, mostly accurate in colour if not in relative scale. there’s a bunch of little references to our eberron home game in this, including a hidden golden-starred bahamut constellation and border colours for all three progenitors + the secret good fourth progenitor dragon
now time for the legs so we can actually USE IT AGAIN
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lhazaar · 1 day
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I'm just one person, and it's my opinion, and it's only one interpretation of the text among many, and -I'm oversimplifying for the sake of clarity- and there is ongoing disagreement among historians about whether or not you should huff my nuts until you go blind
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lhazaar · 2 days
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I'm so serious once you start advocating for children to be banned from places like cafes and restaurants soon enough other marginalised groups are gonna get banned too (more outwardly that is). to me, your hatred for children is a litmus test for how much humanity you see in other marginalised people
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lhazaar · 2 days
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[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen
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lhazaar · 2 days
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still one of my fav pages i ever did
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lhazaar · 2 days
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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda
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lhazaar · 2 days
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i hate wealthy bourgeoisie gay people so unbelievably much
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lhazaar · 2 days
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Really hate that the queer community's response to the creation of a gender trinary (girl, boy, and nonbinary, which is still not all-encompassing) was to... reinvent the binary. We just started grouping all genders into "masc/male-aligned" and "fem/female-aligned" and it's so fucking stupid. Even with the occasional allowance of "neutral/unaligned" it still maintains the binary as the standard. And then they don't let you use certain labels if you don't have the "right" gender alignment. The fuck.
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lhazaar · 2 days
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gnome found dead during record breaking summer heat after caramel in his pocket melts and leaves him glued to the sidewalk
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lhazaar · 2 days
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i love telling ppl of the physicality of things like waves and such. or how storage devices literally engrave in themselves what u store in them. liek how when u save a jpeg etc to ur phone ur phone draws a copy of that thing on its body right then and there in the tiniest alphabet god ever considered....
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