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mars || she/her || bi bi bi || 🇦🇷
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Now we have all the 7 brothers! Yay! ✨
(Levi, Beel and Belph art are refined in this post, not a major difference though)
That was REALLY fun ✨❤💛💜💚💙
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Satan: You’ve been listening to the same fucking anime opening for the past four hours.
Satan: You don’t even understand what they’re saying!
Leviathan: Yeah, but I feel it in my kokoro.
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Doesn’t Beel canonically have a rbf too? Like that’s one of the first things they point out in his introduction 😆
I......I couldn't stop myself...
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Saw this chat somewhere on here and.. pls they’re over-hyping my MC ToT
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Sometimes, when saying Barbatos can do anything and is perfect, I feel it's kinda like a fake info we just accepted and spread. Barbatos is really good at a lot of things, that is very true, very skilled and hardworker but he isn't perfect, perfection is not a reality. Barbatos is just good at keeping himself stable, despite his imperfections, he learned to keep his humor and not let failures and flaws be the end of his existence; which gives an air of perfection but it kinda isn't. Barbatos is scared of rats, he feels guilty when can't accomplish something, has a hardtime with the concept of resting, he gets very cynical when suspecting of someone and even adds some spiky sarcasm to his words, etc, these very small details build someone but people often view distance, being reserved, being polite or lack of intensity.. As perfection.
It must feel lonely.
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Satan: I couldn’t find my headphones and it’s late at night
Solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume
Mammon: If I can’t find my headphones what makes you think I’m going to find a stethoscope just lying around?
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Diavolo: I hate making tea cuz I feel bad for throwing out the teabag. I’m always like I should eat this
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Asmodeus: I’m home alone with the tv repair man
I’m no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario
Porn or murder
Asmodeus: Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves
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MC: The breakfast club isn’t even about breakfast
Beelzebub: You could have at least said spoiler alert
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MC: What mouse walks on two legs
Lucifer: Mickey
MC: Okay, what duck walks on two legs
Lucifer: Donald
MC: No, all of them
Lucifer: This is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god dammit
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Satan: My plan
Step 1. Buy 15 identical cats
Step 2. Invite someone over
Step 3. When they ask how many cats you have say “Just one but he’s really fast!”
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MC: I prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves
Solomon: I’ve got a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts
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Leviathan: Home is where you fully understand how the shower works
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Diavolo: Power outages are homophonic
Lucifer: Elaborate...
Diavolo: I’m gay and they are inconveniencing me
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Mammon: Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems
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Leviathan: Do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho
Lucifer: Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?
Leviathan: Yes that is why I made a post about this instead of just asking a real centaur
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Solomon: Mr sandman
Man me a sand
MC: Make him the cutest man car door hook hand
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Luke: “Yoink” is the opposite of “yeet”
Leviathan: But it’s just as fast
Simeon: The Lord Yeeteth and the Lord Yoinketh away
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Mammon: When I die I want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line I will also be a cool skeleton
Satan: 26,473 notes, 26,473 people identified with this statement. If even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be?
Simeon: We believe the dark glasses may be a sign that the deceased wished to hide their guilty eyes from St. Peter, who guarded the gates of Heaven. Their true ritualistic use is unknown.
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Barbatos: She’s out there making owl noises
Diavolo: Who
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MC: When I was a child my cat died and the only way I could rationalize it was drawing her being crucified because I went to a catholic school and I thought that just happened to everyone when they died
Simeon: I can’t comment on this just f*cking look at it
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Asmodeus: Testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack
Asmodeus: I am just so glad we’re all going to hell
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Leviathan: When did lmao become shorthand for “I’m fucking suffering”
Satan: Lamenting my anguish online
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Mammon: All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back
Leviathan: I also want a sword
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Belphegor: And then god was like lets not give this bitch a break
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MC: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found
Mammon: Maybe the real treasure was this gun I found along the way
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Satan: My three favorite things are the Oxford comma, irony and missed opportunities
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I my third try i got it! (and twice un the same pull) is such a pretty card.
The card story is also great
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✿ barbatos
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I really like this perspective for some reason…
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