shhh the supreme archangel is taking notes
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Red Letter No. 8 by Jen Mazza
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shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day
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What an autistic person says: "How long is it going to take?"
What they mean: "I want to know whether to activate my short term waiting mode where I just wait and do nothing else, or activate my long term waiting mode where I occupy my mind with something else. I fully understand that both are possibilities, and I have no problem whatsoever with either one, but I want more information so I can best adapt to the situation."
What neurotypical people hear: "I am impatient and demand that everything I want happen right now. Please scold me and publicly humiliate me for it."
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it's almost that time of the year folks. grab yer knives
reblog for extra stabbing
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The Thinking Tree
Sorry, thinking bush, you don't have any pretty flowers to envelop myself in.
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i think i just stumbled into a new fave aver piece of art but i cant find a title...
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this is so sick and fucking twisted of them but also this is so beautiful
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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The Anatomy of a Fall Out Boy Song
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oh shit! I am sad for no reason!!!!!!
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sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont
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idk how anyone hates dean i get shown a man who has done the laundry for his family since he was like 7 and i have to love him sorry
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