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lemon-juice-thief · 3 hours
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roman senator pussy got me acting impudicus et imprudenter
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lemon-juice-thief · 2 days
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boob window showing off the gaping hole in my chest
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lemon-juice-thief · 4 days
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need to become a guy who exclusively does evil commissions. like this
WILL DRAW ✓ mecha ✓ gore ✓ furry ✓ nsfw
WILL NOT DRAW X ocs X fanart X simple backgrounds
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lemon-juice-thief · 9 days
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According to all the posts on the internet, this Punk Music seems to be about being a huge pussy online
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lemon-juice-thief · 12 days
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this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 
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lemon-juice-thief · 17 days
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YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD AN ARCHIVIST
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lemon-juice-thief · 20 days
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"you should be in the club" I should be in the mountains let me go free forever ill be running through the forests dancing in fields like this
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lemon-juice-thief · 22 days
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i love when people are unrepentant and beautiful liars. this is why i love marcus tullius cicero
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lemon-juice-thief · 26 days
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karl marx didnt predict the puppygirl so what does he know really
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lemon-juice-thief · 1 month
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lemon-juice-thief · 1 month
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everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy
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lemon-juice-thief · 1 month
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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe
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lemon-juice-thief · 1 month
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we should hype up bottom surgery more i think. both twitter transphobes and chronically online trans people really like to be disgusted at phalloplasty, vaginoplasty, ext. and i really think we should treat them as cool and sexy and neutral like top surgery scars or whatever
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lemon-juice-thief · 1 month
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Can you watch this freaking thing for me
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lemon-juice-thief · 2 months
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[ID: a drawing of two people kissing, labelled as pompey and cicero. it is captioned ‘old man yaoi’. End ID]
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pompey and cicero making out sloppy style in the senate. is this anything
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lemon-juice-thief · 2 months
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. GET RECLAIMED BY THE EARTH🌱🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🌼🌲☘️🌻🍄🌿🌳🍀🍀🌱🌺🌷🌹🍄🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🌿🪻🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🌱🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🎍🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🍀🪻🌾🌿🌸🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🍄🌱🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🪻🍀🌱🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀���🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🪻🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🌱🌺🌿🍀🍄🍀🍂🍃🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🍄🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🍃🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🪻🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🌱🍄🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍄🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🌲🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🍀🌱🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🎍🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🪻🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🍄🌳🍀🌱🌺🌷🌹🌲☘️🍃🌼🌳🌱🍀🌿🌷🌹🌳🌲🌿🍀🌺🌿🌲🌿☘️🌱🌸🌼🌲☘️🌻🌿🌳🍀🌱🌻🌳🍄🌳🌿🌱🍄🌺🌸🌹🌳🌻🌲🌿🪻
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lemon-juice-thief · 2 months
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just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy
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