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The “my cat is sad” poem and pink diamond is my favorite combination of two things btw
poem for context
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poem by Spencer Madsen
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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
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leaky-pen · 1 day
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shut the fuck up man ive got real problems. like not being a robot., .
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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leaky-pen · 1 day
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what r ur guyses obscutify ratings im curious
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leaky-pen · 3 days
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HELP i think i just found the funniest thing ever
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leaky-pen · 3 days
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You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it
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Birb フラワ
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full of mischief
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leaky-pen · 3 days
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a hat in time :3
its a platformer game and i am obsessed with it and everyone should play it because the story is great and all of the characters are SO memorable and it has cats and birds and trains and all of those are my special interests and RAAAAAA-
im so normal about it :3
basically u play as Hat Kid who is a lil alien girl from outer space who powers her space ship with Time Pieces that are lil hourglass shaped things that have the power to turn back time and you lost all of them from your ship and now you have to gather them back up BUT everyone else wants them too for various reasons and so ya gotta get em from everywhere and everyone and there is a funny ghost man whos traumatized and his weakness is the power of friendship and two bird guys who argue like an old married couple and both make movies and there is another lil girl with a moustache and the worlds most incompetent mafia and if you get into the dlcs there are the cutests seals ever who speak like lil kids and the freaking cat mob THE NYAKUZA do you understand how good of a name that is and and and and-
i dont think i used a single type of punctuation there im so sorry
im very normal about that old man
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leaky-pen · 3 days
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im very normal about that old man
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leaky-pen · 3 days
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this is what i imagine its like to be a conductor fan
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leaky-pen · 3 days
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Conductor and the kids go to the beach. And by kids I mean Hat Kid (and probably the grandchildren, but Hat Kid is the one touching jellyfish).
Was this an excuse to draw Conductor in an open hawaiian shirt? Maybe. I'll never tell.
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leaky-pen · 3 days
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SOMEONE GAVE HIM SOME STRAWBERRY JAM I THINK
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Splatoon 2 for the Nintendo switch
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leaky-pen · 3 days
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Since the colors that make up his palette are all warm overall, cold colors like blue seem to suit him as a color insert. maybe…
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leaky-pen · 3 days
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Yeah reposting things from my Twitter so uhhhh this the conductor from a hat in time, he's kinda silly and I have no clues of what he's supposed to be but I want to get one as a pet
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