It took me too long to get this and once I did I was filled with rage.
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This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
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“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”
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Easter bunny is Christ’s fursona
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what the fuck ethan
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spending 90$ all at once: bad
spending 30$ three days in a row: somehow not a problem
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Whoever invented the corn maze probably did it as a corn/maize pun and didn’t expect it to gain any traction.
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Happiness Will Come To You.
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
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how to draw arms ? ?
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What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”
“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”
“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”
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