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im hunting americans
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mutuals to experience mass hysteria with
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i think eating one of these would fix my problems
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daily affirmations: you are isildur’s heir, not isildur himself. You are not bound to his fate.
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Talking with someone about something serious and typing "Olay" instead of "Olay".
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my cat: purrs loudly
me (derisively): you are clearly in the pocket of Big Purr
my cat: purrs louder
me (gently kissing the top of her head): you fool. you absolute shill and promulgator of propaganda. get loved, idiot.
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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it
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Beer: The Final Sacrifice
Photograph: "Manos" The Hands of Fate
Shirt: Werewolf
Parsley: Time Chasers
Unfaithful: Horrors of Spider Island
Impression: The Horror of Party Beach
Puppets: Hobgoblins
Face: Eegah!
Eject: Space Mutiny
Forklift: Fugitive Alien
Moron: The Pumaman
Time: The Time Travelers
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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow
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there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"
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A 10-millionth visitor to the Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.
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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
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It's April 19, 2024:
George Gordon Byron, 6th Baron Byron, has been dead for 200 slutty, slutty years.
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