what's interesting is the average reddit misogynist is ALSO the average guy who has detailed fantasies of saving a girl from some sort of life-or-death situation. idk freud probably said something about this one. the girl is your mom?

idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

every redditor needs to consider it's possible they don't have friends because they're an insufferable entitled prick who thinks a girl saying "no" is a form of oppression. like you offer any of these people actual advice and they will find a reason to reject it every single time with a self-victimizing narrative. and no one gives a fuck your ex cheated or whatever so you can't trust women uwuwu ok the man who raised me was a fucking violent sex criminal and you don't see me saying I want all men to suffer for it so idk, major skill issue on your part honestly! I stg if I come across one of these people again i'm going to traumatize them for real

When I read a fanfic I like, the author becomes a mini celebrity to me. So when an author with a work I like kudos’ or comments on my own fanfic I just-

Luna Lu: 'The Anatomy of a Hug' (2016)

The whole "You love me? You love me?" interaction where Lisa has to ask twice because she's so used to being unwanted (ouch, same) is cute and all, but at the same time it's like girl. Girl. He literally crawled out of his grave for you Hozier-style. He cried sewage tears when you rejected him. He whacked your stepmother over the head with a sewing machine for threatening you. He chopped off the hand of the guy who assaulted you. He got you off with a vibrator and the next day drove you to your dick appointment despite clearly hating the idea. He killed the guy who scorned you and nearly killed your sister for taking part in hurting you. And you never clocked that he was ass - over - elbows besotted with you? Oh honey.

(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty

the white monkey.

#not the first time i've wanted to be someone's dog

MONKEY MAN 2024 | dir. Dev Patel

Dev Patel as Kid Monkey Man (2024) dir. Dev Patel

DEV PATEL'S MONKEY MAN (2024)

if a man wishes to challenge the gods, he must become more than a man. he must become a beast.

Feeling so normal about Monkey Man

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

BLACK VEIL BRIDES / BLEEDERS TRAILER ↪ welcome to fleet street

Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle in The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Monkey Man 2024 | dir. Dev Patel