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lady-of-the-upside-down · 1 hour

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"Eye contact can hit you like a bullet."

I LOVE THIS ONE OMFG

IM SCREAMING @hurthermore I-

#oh my god save me #I need him #alastor #hazbinhotel #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor fanart #alastor x reader #alastor human

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lady-of-the-upside-down · 1 hour

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Al and Vox!

#alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin art #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel art #alastor x vox #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #vox fanart

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lady-of-the-upside-down · 1 hour

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Minnie the Moocher!

#alastor #human alastor #ftm alastor #ftm al #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel

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lady-of-the-upside-down · 1 hour

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realised i didn’t share this here yet … my human alastor art in the valentines style! yes its a bit late ..

might turn this into an art print soon!

#i’m so in love with him #he is everything to me #same #alastor #hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor fanart #human alastor

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lady-of-the-upside-down · 10 hours

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Do you all realize how heavily “husband coded” Alastor really is or is it just me? We as a society need to discuss and debrief on the subject immediately…

Alive or dead Alastor would surely be a lovely companion-excusing the cannibalism and arbitrary blood lust but then again nobody’s perfect…except for him.

Might elaborate on this more later…we will see ❤️

#alastor fluff #alastor headcanons #alastor x you #human alastor #alastor x oc #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor x reader #alastor smut #alastor

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lady-of-the-upside-down · 10 hours

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Some Human!Alastor attempts!

A totally normal well adjusted guy who enjoys typical things like jazz music, dancing, and the occasional violent murder spree 😎

#human alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel #alastor fanart #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor hazbin hotel #unhinged king

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lady-of-the-upside-down · 10 hours

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~Blood & BLISS~

Human!Alastor x wife!Reader

Themes: 1930 based! Human!Alastor x wife!Reader, domestic life! fluff, smut, devotion, slight manipulation, mention of children, pregnancy, blood, murder, secrets

chapter two

Synopsis: Marrying New Orleans famous radio host had been a shocker to everyone. You, a southern belle from an esteemed family, had somehow managed to catch the attention of the mysterious bachelor.

Your wedding was all in the papers and talk of the town, even though the ceremony was rather private.

You quickly settled in as the homemaker as Alastor brought home the dough and took care of you.

It was a dream come true.

But Alastor was strange, even to you and you were his wife, but you brushed it off as him just being a man. You had nothing to complain about. You lived in a nice big house, had the finest luxuries, and Alastor would dote on you. What wasn’t to love?

Well… all those things were nice, but you were starting to crave a family with your husband.

You knew of Alastor’s upbringing and had an inkling that children might not be an option…but Alastor wouldn’t deny you what you desired most would he? Of course not ma belle.

Alastor prided himself on how people often wondered about him. The renowned radio host, who the public rarely saw. He was a mystery to many. He frequented jazz lounges and often could be found drinking whiskey as he listened to the Mimzy gossip about the latest news.

He, himself was shocked when he met you, the prettiest thing in the city. He had to have you. He knew you were the one.

Like the gentleman he was, he sent you flowers and love letters to begin courting you. He never tired of how shy you were around him.

It wasn’t long before he asked your father for your hand and the two of you got hitched.

And what a wedding it was! he spared no expense to your disapproval.

Alastor was the epitome of what every husband inspired to be!

Doting, providing, and attentive.

But he had a secret he kept from his little wife…

Can he maintain control over his domestic affairs and his sinister ones?

Soft jazz played in the background as you busied around the kitchen preparing dinner. The sizzling of the oil carried the scent of fried chicken as you chopped collards and added them to another pan to fry.

You hummed along to whatever song was playing as you cooked.

You took the chicken out of the grease, poured some of it in a can for later and used the rest to make cornbread. You stirred the collards a bit, adding pepper and a little salt before turning the stove off. You glanced at the clock; 6pm, Alastor should be coming home soon.

After putting everything in pretty dishes and wrapping it in foil you sighed tiredly as you finally got off your feet, plopping down on a couch.

You almost wanted to go back into the kitchen and clean up, but thought to just wait after dinner to do so.

You perked as your radio made a noise, static as if the channel had changed, before the voice of your husband came through.

”Well folks that is all. I have for you tonight! I hope you enjoyed today’s broadcast and I will see you tomorrow. I wouldn’t want to be late for dinner nonono haha. Until next time!”

You smiled, feeling happy he wasn’t going to stay at the studio all night.

With that in mind, you quickly ran upstairs to freshen up, wanting to greet your husband without the smell of grease clinging to you.

“I’m home!” A voice called as the sound of the front door closing had you rushing downstairs.

Alastor was taking off his coat, when you greeted him “Oh let me take that” you smiled, grabbing his coat to put it away. He let out a relieved sigh as he removed his shoes and put them by the door. Once comfortable, his long arms were around your waist, pulling you into a kiss “And how was my beautiful wife today hmm?” He asked bringing a dainty hand to his lips. You giggled “Oh nothing worth mentioning. How was work today? I heard you signing off. I hate that I missed tonight’s broadcast” you mused, untying his bow tie. Alastor hummed “oh you know same ole same ole, through I will say I got a lot of fan mail today” he chuckled as you rolled your eyes. He took a whiff of the air and grinned “Hmm looks like I actually made it in time for dinner”

You both made your way to the kitchen and you immediately went to fix his plate, while he got glasses out of the cabinet and some red wine.

Alastor practically had drool coming out of his mouth as the smell of food wafted into his nose. You took a seat across from him and smiled. “My my my dear what a meal youve prepared tonight!” He commented as he took a bite out of the cornbread, moaning in delight.

It always filled your heart with happiness seeing Alastor eat your food. When you first got married, you didn’t have a clue on how to cook. It was rather embarrassing, but you had grown up with personal cooks.

But Alastor didn’t mind teaching you, and soon enough you were whipping up delicious meals that filled his stomach, rather than upset it.

Dinner was quiet as the two of you enjoyed each others company, Alastor making comments about the lastest gossip he had heard and you catching him on the neighborhood gossip. “Oh before I forget, Mimzy wants to know if you wanted to swing by the lounge this weekend. Something about I keep you to myself too much” Alastor laughed, swiping at his mouth. You laughed, that sounded like Mimzy. Always hoping to get a chance at you singing on stage so she could make a few extra bucks. “Well tell ‘er not this weekend, I have plans to host a few of the ladies for book club. Rosie is sure to have some gossip I’ve missed.”

Alastor quirked a brow “You sure dear? I fear Mimzy will chew me a new one if she don’t get to see ou” You mulled it over “Well book club usually don’t take that long and its during tea time so I guess I don’t mind gracing the lounge with my presence” you giggled, getting up and taking your empty dishes to the sink. Alastor followed you and quickly swatted your hands as you reached to turn the sink on.

“Now now my dear, you spent all evening cooking the least I can do is wash the dishes. The chef shouldn’t cook and clean” he nudged you away from the sink as you pouted.

It never ceased to amazed you that Alastor took on household chores. Most husbands had their wives cook and clean, but not your Alastor.

He didn’t like you to tire out from maintaining the home all day.

You pressed a kiss to his cheek in thanks and told him you’ll be upstairs getting ready for bed.

You had just finished rolling your hair when Alastor came up to your bedroom. You sighed as you sunk into the cool cotton sheets, finally relaxing for the day. You didn’t realized you had quickly fell asleep until feeling Alastor slide into bed beside you, arm pulling you to tuck you into his side and rest your head on his chest.

You happily cuddled into him, breathing in his scent as the sound of his heartbeat lulled you back to sleep.

A yawn passed your lips as began to fall asleep

”Goodnight”

”Sleep tight dear”

”Don’t let the bedbugs bite”

”haha see you in the morning light love” he whispered pressing a kiss to your forehead as you sighed, chest heaving in deep breaths.

Alastor smiled at your sleeping face; how lucky was he to have a sweet wife who worked so hard while he was gone. His eyes grew heavy as he listened to your soft snores.

What bliss. He wouldn’t give this up for anything in the world.

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NOTE: aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh why and how did my mind conjure this when I have other things to write eeeeeeehhhh!!!!!!!

Anyway….this is gonna be ANOTHER short story hehehe. Since I wrote it on a whim it might take some time for me to post the next part but I hope y’all enjoy it nevertheless!

Remember to comment on the pinned post as I have a hard time finding everyone to tag since y’all are scattered on different posts!

if i missed anyone my bad!!!!

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor the radio demon #alastor x reader #hazbin hotel fanfiction #alastor x y/n #alastor smut #alastor hazbin hotel

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lady-of-the-upside-down · 11 hours

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Vaggie: did you always know you wanted to be a famous radio host?

Alastor: Yes! I always said that if I didn't become a host by the age of twenty five, that I would just become a serial killer and cannibal.

Rosie:

Rosie: you didn't become a host until you were twenty seven.

Alastor: better late then never am I right

#hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #human alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #vaggie

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lady-of-the-upside-down · 11 hours

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crawls in here

Humbly requests more of your human! Al bc I’m unapologetically obsessed with him👀….

GOOD because I am also obsessed with him

He's 29 Mimzy!! Run!!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #human alastor

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lady-of-the-upside-down · 11 hours

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human al

#alastor fanart #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #human alastor

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lady-of-the-upside-down · 11 hours

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Hi hi ! If you’re still doing drawing requests, if you are, how about human alastor (+ his funky red glasses) with curly hair?

Hi hi! Sorry it's more wavy than curly but that's how I always imagined him as a human so- here you go

I discovered this cosplay of human Alastor on ig the other day and I loved it so much that's kind of the vibe I was going for while drawing. This cosplay makes me feral you can't even imagine

And here I go, crushing on his human form as well 🙈 oopsie

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #human alastor

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lady-of-the-upside-down · 11 hours

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I love this Alastor, the way I would’ve let him kill me 😭

Credits go to @leonsartstuff on twitter

#hazbin art #hazbin hotel #alastor #alastor x reader #alastor xreader #hazbin alastor #human alastor #human!alastor #alastor x you

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lady-of-the-upside-down · 11 hours

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human alastor

(With a bonus baby al)

(Ignore whatever tf I did with the microphones idk how they work I’m sorry)

#he’s my emotional support serial killer #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart

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lady-of-the-upside-down · 11 hours

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This fanart of human Alastor from one of the official illustrators who works on Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss is fueling my American Horror Story: Hotel AU with H.H. Holmes-esque serial killer Alastor...

#hazbin hotel #alastor #human alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin #alastor the radio demon #radio demon #the radio demon

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