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Hiya guys! My name is Lace, and I'm a simple guy who wants to explore my interests! they/he pronouns
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once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out
I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.
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Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange
Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!
Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!
And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.
Last place is still a place, baby.
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I don't want to ask AI a question. I don't want AI to write my sentences for me, at all ever. I don't want AI search bars to be the default and I don't want them to be in such a way that I can't opt out. I don't want this kind of AI in my life and there is no such thing as AI art, there is only theft of art from human artists by AI scrappers. I don't want any of this, I hate it. Maybe in a world that isn't driven by tech bro capitalism we can see machines doing all the dangerous inane things so humans can be free to pursue life and creativity. But that's not what's happening right now and I hate it.
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A little story about ghosts, and roommates, and getting to know each other.
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reminder that coming up with some fake little dudes and creating intricate storylines in your head is a completely free and fun way to pass the time and the government can't stop you
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Me, browsing the vet tech group on facebook:
Why? You are a vet tech! You should KNOW BETTER. This is like my former coworker whose cat was doubtless eaten by a coyote. Everyone was like "I'm so sorry!" and I'm standing there thinking "You knew you had coyotes, raccoons, hawks, owls and eagles where you live. You work at a shelter and see these sorts of injuries all the time. Fuck did you think was going to happen?"
And then this gem:
Gee, I wonder why most vet techs might not be "open" to indoor/outdoor cats! Would you like me to write a 10 page essay filled with nothing but my own personal experiences? Because I could probably manage that in less than an hour.
Ooooo.... so cranky right now
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to any teenagers reading this i just wanna say that you're right. homework is bullshit, not accepting late work is bullshit, tardies are bullshit, having to ask to use the goddamn bathroom is bullshit. any adult who tells you differently is either lying or doesnt remember how much it sucked
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Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
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I really don't mean give them the guillotine as a joke.
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this is a targeted attack on like 23 different people i know
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