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Weevil! This guy loves acorns.
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l3monivy · 2 hours
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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now
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l3monivy · 2 hours
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“You laugh like a little girl, and inside you think like a martyr.”
— The Brothers Karamazov, Fyodor Dostoevsky 
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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives
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This is Maggie's worm collection
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She loves her worms more than any other toy. She plays with them loads and carries them around the house
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At night the worms have to go in a box so that she doesn't wake me up playing with them. So every evening before bed I gather up the worms, put them in their box and have Maggie say goodnight to them.
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Night night worms!
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l3monivy · 17 hours
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i’m still haunted every other business day by the fact that todd’s ‘barbaric yawp’ was neil :)
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it’s hammer (head) time
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l3monivy · 1 day
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Do you have time to talk about ballpoint pen
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l3monivy · 1 day
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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
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l3monivy · 1 day
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Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live
Me approaching the end of March:
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l3monivy · 1 day
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Sorry I didn’t text back I’m mentally drained and can’t maintain a normal friendship
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l3monivy · 1 day
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Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why
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l3monivy · 1 day
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i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
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