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this was over my town this morning, and i think it’s l here to finally kill me
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Never trust a man who makes fun of fat women
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Pulls out my phone and slowly types "how long to boil rice" in front of the chopped judges
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bro what the fuck 😭
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tired of waking up in a cold sweat every night? try waking up in a cold pee. Come on down to pee pee mattress emporium
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Today is the only day ever for the rest of time that you can reblog this
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