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Y/N: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
The Avengers: Awwww-
Y/N: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
The Avengers: Oh.
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Everytime this is reblogged, JK Rowling steps on a lego
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I'm very normal I need constant attention or I will explode and die
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“stardew valley is so relaxing” i am struggling to make ends meet. yesterday i was swarmed by bugs and passed out and the resident homeless guy found me, dragged me back to my home, and stole half of what was in my backpack. the day before that the only doctor in town found me passed out in my OWN FUCKING HOUSE TWO FEET FROM MY BED and still billed me 200g in medical bills. i watered one plant and have become incredibly fatigued. the mayor i met 2 days ago just asked me to fetch his boxers from the animal farmer he’s having an affair with instead of getting them his damn self. i have never been more stressed in my life.
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Kate, with wide puppy dog eyes: Please? For me?
Yelena: Don't do that
Kate: Do what?
Yelena: You think every time you say "Please? for me?" I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time
Kate, with wider puppy dog eyes and a pout: Please? For me?
Yelena: Yeah, alright
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Nat: Yelena cut her hair
Clint: (holding up his constantly vibrating phone) I know
Nat: How's Bishop taking it?
Clint: (sighs and reads from his phone in a monotonous voice) She cut her hair, Clint she just cut her hair. She didn't even say anything, she just did it. Oh my god. She is so hot. She's hotter now. Almost too hot. How did I manage to convince her to date me? She is way too good looking, it should be a crime. Is it a crime?
Nat: Oh so-
Clint: (continuing) She's already got the perfect style figured out too. I'm dizzy, can you get dizzy from this? Because I am. Oh my god, I can't look at her without blushing.
Clint: (flashing the screen) Then she sent a bunch of gifs of people screaming
Nat: (nods, holding up her phone) Yelena texted me
Clint: What did she say?
Nat: (reading from the phone) My new hair has made Kate Bishop go brain stupid. It is very funny, you should come see her.
They share a look before shrugging and getting off the couch
Clint: It's been a slow day anyway
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Natasha: why are you on the floor?
Y/n: I'm depressed.
Y/n: I've also been stabbed.
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America: She's bleeding out!
Nat: Kate, what's your type?
Kate: Blonde, green eyes, mad at me about the kitchen utensils-
Nat: Your blood type, Kate
Kate: Oh, B+
America: I'm trying but there's a lot of blood!
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Yelena: Did you go to therapy like you said you would?
Kate: I did!
Yelena, hugging her: Well done, my love. How did it go?
Kate: I cracked a joke and the therapist just started writing faster, what the hell was that?
Yelena:
Yelena: That means you are winning therapy
Kate, punching the air: Hell yeah
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Natasha: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.
Y/n:
Kate:
Yelena:
Y/n: who won gold?
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Natasha: Y/N, what the hell were you thinking?!
Y/N: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO THINK!
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Wanda: Y/N... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Y/N: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Wanda:
Wanda: I wrote sanitize, Y/N.
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<a mistake occurs>
Natasha: oh no.
Maria: it’s okay. Life goes on
Natasha: that’s actually my problem with life.
Maria: everytime I think I know what you’ll say, I’m always proven wrong.
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Yelena: You know those moments when I tell you something isn't a good idea-
Kate: And I ignore you, yeah.
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Kate: So there's this pedestal, and I kiiiiinda put you on it
Yelena: Is it because I am small?
Kate, tearing up: Now it is, yeah
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