Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.
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marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy
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you know he would have been one of Those kids
inspired by this pic:
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yknow what chilchuck deserved that sex ed talk maybe if someone told him about safe sex earlier he wouldn't of ended up divorced with 3 kids
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Here are the vintage knights I’ve so far encountered in my research.
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Knowledge Revenge.
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“there is no moral. the wolf eats you one day and until it does, the forest is beautiful.”
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One thing that helps me calm down about intra-left-wing sniping and the reality that the big center-left coalition inevitably includes a lot of ridiculous nonsense, is to remember how ubiquitous seances were to progressive politics in the 19th century. Like, e.g., Frederick Douglass had to go to so many seances. Many, many political strategy sessions around the country had to include feedback from the ghost of Moses who spoke to us via morse code.
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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively
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It makes me happy when they listen
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