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knifeydreams · 3 years
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Gojo: I used you just for sex
Me: I faked moaned
Gojo:
Me:
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knifeydreams · 3 years
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Me: hey can you tell me a joke
Suna: you
Me:
Suna:
Me: I don’t get it…
Suna: it’s you, you’re the joke.
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knifeydreams · 3 years
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Sukuna: Do I have to?
Me: Please 🥺
Sukuna: *scowls* Fine, but I want them black.
Me: 😁 *takes out mini manicure set* yes mr Sukuna king of curses sir
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knifeydreams · 3 years
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Me: oh no I hope 🥖 a 6”0 👓 blonde 👱 1st grade jujutsu sorcerer 🔪 doesn’t come at me from behind 🍰 🍮
Me: *turns around and sees no one*
Me: I SAID—
Gojo: stfu we heard you the first time
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knifeydreams · 3 years
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Me: please can I just—
Nanami: what?
Me: *arm slightly extended* can I touch your abs
Nanami: no
Me: please
Nanami: no
Me: 🥺
Nanami: *sighs* fine
Me: yay ^////^
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knifeydreams · 3 years
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*trapped in malevolent shrine*
Sakuna: *glaring at Yuuji* don’t poke around, punk ass.
Yuuji: *getting fired up* then you come down here and I’ll tear you open.
Me: *goes on all fours* me next mr sukuna king of curses sir 🛐
Sakuna:
Yuuji:
Sakuna: who the fuck invited you
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knifeydreams · 3 years
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Me: We 👏 are 👏 not 👏 rehabs 👏 for 👏 broken 👏 men 👏
Translation: Yuuji is my little brother
Choso: We 👏 are 👏 not 👏 banks 👏 for 👏 broke 👏 women 👏
Translation: no he is my little brother
Yuuji: We 👏 are 👏 farmers 👏 ba 👏 ba 👏 da 👏 da 👏 da 👏 da 👏 dum 👏
Translation: ಠ_ಠ I’m not related to either of you
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knifeydreams · 3 years
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Me: Toge can you teach me how to make onigiri?
Toge: Salmon (yes)
Me: *scribbling on a notepad* salmon
Toge: *shaking his head no*
Me: ...so no salmon?
Toge: *nodding* salmon
Me: IS IT SALMON OR NO SALMON GODDAMIT
Toge: tuna
Me: ...
Funfact:
Toge's Safe Words:
Salmon (しゃけ, Shake?): Used for affirmation.
Fish Flakes (おかか, Okaka?): Used for negation.
Kelp (こんぶ, Konbu?): Used as a greeting.
Everything else is gibberish.
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knifeydreams · 3 years
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Me:
Toji:
Me: ..um..
Toji: spit it out
Me: can I—can I touch your man titties
Toji: yeah I know I’m the sorcerer assassin but imma just kill you too
Me: it would be an honor.
Toji:
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knifeydreams · 3 years
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I’m emotionally unstable so I’m connected to fictional characters. Please enjoy as I insert myself into whatever anime in obsessed with atm. Thanks - 🔪
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