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klanceandcompany · 4 years
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I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.
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klanceandcompany · 5 years
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I was really happy with the shows end and I loved Lance and Allura but I have been a klance shipper since 2016 so I had to do my past self some justice. Please credit me if you repost this and if you crop my watermark I’ll eat you. It’s been a pleasure flying with you :’)
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klanceandcompany · 5 years
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Baby’s 1st (technically 2nd) Halloween 🎃
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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same energy
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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i made something, enjoy
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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Listen up. There is literally an app that can help you avoid self harm and I don’t know why we aren’t talking about it.
Calm Harm can be tailored to your needs and will provide strategies to help you get past those crucial moments of wanting to harm.
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It’s also totally FREE.
once again, it’s called CALM HARM
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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i will never stop laughing at Hunk’s face when Sendak arrives at the Omega Shield in S6E01
everyone else is like “ahh!! sendak!! oh shit!!!”
meanwhile Hunk
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his face is literally:
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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allura: you know…zarkon was right.
lance: wait, what???
allura: he was right for hating lotor. that guy’s a bitch
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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“fuck off janet im not going to your fuckin baby shower”
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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high school au maybe
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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shiro with the paladins: make sure to eat three meals a day never skip breakfast go, be great patience yields focus i believe in you i’m here for you we can do this we’re a team i’ll always have your back
shiro with matt: (preparing to do a keg stand over a barrel of energy drinks) i’m here for a good time, not a long time
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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lance and keith may be loving bfs, but they’re also the ultimate shitpost duo:
they’re not afraid to let each other know how they feel
lance: “i love you but your feet fucking stink, bitch, go wash them” keith: :/
keith, sniffing the air: “oh god, did you fart?” lance: *starts laughing* keith, unable to stop himself from laughing too: “that’s so bad, what the fuck did you eat”
they were banned by shiro and allura from having another pillow fight ever again
keith: “it wasn’t even that bad tho” shiro: “we found coran cowering in a corner” keith: “….ok it was pretty bad”
hunk: “can you tell me why you’re sneaking around like you’re the grinch who stole christmas?” lance: “shh keep it down! i’m in the middle of a nerf war with keith”
lance: “i’m on a winning streak and i’m not about to lose now” keith, crashing down from the ceiling vents: “peek-a-boo, bitch” 
lance: “…tick-tock” keith: “on the clock” both: “but the party don’t stop, no” 
they have countless pictures on pidge’s lance’s phone of each other just making the ugliest faces at the camera 
keith, whispering into lance’s ear: “…shiro doing the macarena” lance: *screams into his pillow*
keith: “what if we woke up and pidge was suddenly taller than all of us?” lance: “i swear if another word comes out of your hell mouth-”
lance: “how much goo do you think i can stuff into my mouth before i spew it all out?” keith: “i don’t know but i’m tagging along because this is something i need to see”
lance: “that’s weird, the hose isn’t working” keith: “what?? hunk’s gonna kill us if we break it again, lemme see” *peers into the hose*
lance: *sprays keith in the face* keith, dripping with green goo: “hey….you like hugs, right? c’mere” *starts chasing lance*
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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if you’re in a fandom fuck you 
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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kuro: expectations vs reality
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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voltron workplace au- christmas
they have a party and the cops get called in the first hour
lance: “oh man i love christmas. pudding, santa, presents under the tree. what’s your favourite tradition?” hunk: “michael bubble” 
they all wear hideous christmas sweaters but apparently pidge didn’t get the memo, because she comes in her 7ft tall robot chicken costume and flaps her arms aggressively, feathers flying
shiro: “sorry can i get past-” pidge squawking and kicking him square in the solar plexus: “i’m standing here! don’t be fuckin rude!!” 
coran: “people have been yelling at me all night. things like ‘oh you didn’t need to get me a gift’, ‘oh your car is blocking mine’, ‘oh i’m gonna tell shiro you spiked the punch and you’ll get sent back to prison’” 
allura sniffing: “keith” keith hissing: “allura” 
allura: “it seems we meet again. unfortunately” keith: “i didn’t get you a gift. i couldn’t be bothered” allura: “not to worry. i got you something” 
keith: “your retirement notice?” allura: “an entire breath mint because the only thing out of your mouth is shit” 
hunk leads an elaborate game of monopoly but because he’s smart he wins every round and it makes everyone fight 
lance shoving christmas pudding in pidge’s face: “why are you turning us against each other?!” hunk: “don’t yell at me IT MAKES ME ANXIOUS” 
shiro puts on reindeer antlers but then he can’t recognise his own reflection
allura showing him the christmas card group selfie: “you look great!” shiro, genuinely confused: ?????? 
shiro walking past a hallway mirror: “it’s you again…you son of a bitch…what do you want from me…..”
coran: “i know we’re not on office hours but there’s something wrong with my phone” pidge: “have you tried turning it on and off again?” 
coran: “yes” pidge: “tried apple support?” coran: “yes” 
pidge smashing it against a wall: “it shouldn’t give you any trouble now” 
lance: “haha keith look…mistletoe” keith sweating bullets: “i mean- we can kiss if you want?” lance: “sure- of course- i mean- yeah if you want”
keith stepping forward: “only if you want” lance: “if you want” 
keith: “you look- you look better than mac and cheese” lance leaning down: “don’t make this weird” keith: “you’re right i’m sorry” 
pidge gets through 5 litres of eggnog before allura smashes the entire jug on the floor to stop her  
shiro: “oh man this party really jingles my bells” hunk: “if i could get a time machine and somehow reverse the process of your birth just so i didn’t have to hear that sentence i would” 
coran sharpens a giant candy cane to a point and tries to stab anyone who talks to him after 10pm 
keith, looking at his sweater then at pidge’s: “PIDGE WE ARE CHRISTMAS”
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klanceandcompany · 6 years
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text post memez pt. 2 
[part 1 | part 3]
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