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kissmeapril · 3 years
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y’all pls stop following @kissmeapril that acc is dead😭 i didn’t wanna rebrand on there cuz there’s 7 years worth of likes n posts that i do not wanna sort thru. this is my main!!!!
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kissmeapril · 3 years
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got some followers lately but this acc is dead. follow @finalcherrypie instead pls
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over
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L.A. Riots (1992)
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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Northern Ireland, 1995.
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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Snowing at sea
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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The Migration of Tea Along The Silk Road ( Circa 1700 AD)
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction
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During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.
The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.
“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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A frog…..is just a really green gentleman.
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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Shirts are crazy, your body goes in 1 hole and out 3
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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In order to make a relationship last, you really have to flow with a person as they change. Give them space. My friend always told me about his grandfather who was with his wife for 60 years before she passed. His grandfather said that through all that time, his wife changed so much it felt like he had been with 8 different people by the end. But he said the secret to making it last was that through all those changes, he never suffocated his wife with his own idea of who he expected her to be. Rather he loved, fully, every new woman she became.
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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“Take wrong turns. Talk to strangers. Open unmarked doors. And if you see a group of people in a field, go find out what they are doing. Do things without always knowing how they’ll turn out. You’re curious and smart and bored, and all you see is the choice between working hard and slacking off. There are so many adventures that you miss because you’re waiting to think of a plan. To find them, look for tiny interesting choices. And remember that you are always making up the future as you go.”
— Randall Munroe, xkcd: volume 0
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kissmeapril · 5 years
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*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready
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