Me when I drank the blood and bit the meat.

A Khanty mother and her children feasting on raw reindeer meat in the Yamal Peninsula, northern Siberia, Russia, 1991.

> Photo: Marianna Flinckenberg-Gluschkoff.

The beauty of this life is doing the least work possible all the time

This is different from Al-Shifa:

There are images of decomposed bodies wearing what appear to be scrubs... with their hands tied. Meaning they were executed while bound. I will not be sharing them because I'm tired of showing our martyrs' bodies to people.

if you're 20-30 and your main circle isn't discussing:

- bald urbain grandier

you're fucked lmao

“Do you accept him into your vampire family?”

Just saw a tiny tin of vienna sausages for 3 dollars. I remember when the were 50 cents. One hour’s work is 4 tins. 2 hours work, a carton of eggs. I work like a rat at night, silently cleaning up after the rich. They’ve never had vienna sausages. I think I heard somewhere that a human body has around 80k calories in it. I wonder how much comes out of an artery. Is it like the pressure hose I have to use to bleach off the pink mold that grows in the women’s changing room? How much swallowing before we are both dead?

New taylor album so so bad. So bad. Almost worse than how Taylor is singlehandedly fucking the planet with her private jet usage and that one time she killed a fan in Brazil

Sacrificial lamb

marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy

If Riverdale was Tampa by Alissa Nutting I’d have actually watched it for real

the tortured poems department is rumored to be a ska album with "circus music elements" per rolling stone

me when i hear "I DO IT FOR MY DADDY AND I DO IT FOR DALE" even though i have no major relationship with any father figure & i know jack shit about nascar

My supe: can you take this Saturday :( we’re short as hell

Me: 😗😉 no

WORK TONIGHT HAS BEEN SO BLESSED AND BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU GOD.

Okay tonight’s shift is waaaay better than my last one. The madness has dissipated (I got a lot of sleep lol)