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kingfakey · 27 minutes
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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you
this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history
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kingfakey · 4 hours
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finally updated my game and i'm laughing, i'm laughing at EA. all the kits and stuff packs that broke is too funny. EA said give us your money, now fuck off and die. buy our kits! and then they shove you into a pit of oblivion.
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kingfakey · 6 hours
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kingfakey · 7 hours
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not to be a beggin ass bitch again after getting kicked out and then an actual place but due to the very quick move all of Mays rent is coming out of this one check so i will be short this month if i dont get reimbursed by the motel
my rent is 879 but im only short by 250
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0/250
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kingfakey · 7 hours
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New diagnosis just dropped
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kingfakey · 8 hours
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bazinga
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kingfakey · 8 hours
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One, two, three, four Everybody get on the dance floor Five, six, seven, eight It's 4 a.m. and I'm wide awake One, two, three, four Everybody get on the dance floor Five, six, seven, eight I pray the Lord my soul to take (these days, they make it sound sweet if this is the last dance you can count on me!)
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kingfakey · 8 hours
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What candy you buy from me at concessions says about you
Swedish fish: you have unaddressed antisocial and narcissistic traits. People in your life are afraid to tell you how they really feel about you
Hot tamales: you’re just plain fucked up
Snickers bar: you’re hungry. Your kids made you see this movie
Haribo goldbears: Manchild/womanchild
Milk duds: you’re normal
Sour patch kids: You lack impulse control
Reese’s cups: You lack dignity
Plain m&ms: You’re an “old soul”
Peanut m&ms: you’re deluding yourself
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kingfakey · 8 hours
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kingfakey · 9 hours
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kingfakey · 9 hours
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this is sending me
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kingfakey · 9 hours
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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
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kingfakey · 10 hours
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Patty's new boyfriend Roger (left) and her ex-boyfriend Fabio (right).
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kingfakey · 10 hours
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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary
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kingfakey · 11 hours
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day 2 of being irrationally and irrevocably angry for no reason but if i need one my mother is happy to give me one by starting a fight about it
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kingfakey · 11 hours
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Hello!
I'm Mikey, a 26 year old latino trans man and this is my simblr! I'm a storyteller mostly, but do post makeovers and some gameplay. It's a mix bag really. TS4 is my main game but I'll occasionally post other games as well
I'm WCIF friendly and a Maxis Mix simmer
Projects
afraid of the stars | cw: abuse, addiction still breathing | cw: abuse, alcoholism shadow hanging over me | cw: violence, gore, abuse
Feel free to interact with this post so I can find more simblrs to follow!
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kingfakey · 11 hours
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★ SIMSELF SUMMER FITS lookbook ★
★ look one - frames | earrings | ring | top | purse | pants | shoes ★ look two - frames | earrings | top | skirt | acc | shoes ★ look three - earrings | necklace | top | pants | bag | shoes ★ look four - necklace | dress | socks | shoes ★ misc - hair | nails ty to all the amazing cc creators; @sentate @serenity-cc @ashwwa @cocoelleansims @plbsims @spiderwhims @jius-sims @charonlee @nsves @dorificsims @kikovanitysimmer @bodybyvasquez @whoopssim @/thesimonett @pralinesims
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