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kimanas · 6 years
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Lmao I just need to VENT
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kimanas · 6 years
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Update: it’s been a year and a half and this keeps happening to me
Interview for medical job I really want:
Interviewer: so tell me what you like about the medical field Me: well I love seeing people overcome their hardships like not being able to walk and then with therapy and hard work they can walk again. It’s so rewarding and amazing to me Interviewer: sorry we can’t hire you
Interview for a job I really don’t care if I get or not:
Interviewer: what’s you’re favorite color Me: blue Interviewer: omg you’re hired
And that’s how I got trapped in the food service industry once again lol
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kimanas · 7 years
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I thought 2017 would finally be the year my parents treated me as an adult but I was very wrong 🙃🙃🙃
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kimanas · 7 years
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Why do my family members feel like they can stop by my work WHENEVER THEY FEEL LIKE IT this is why I can't wait to move
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kimanas · 7 years
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me when the sand is really hot
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kimanas · 7 years
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me: please, for the love of god, let me concentrate
my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON
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kimanas · 7 years
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you: "cool beans"
me, an intellectual: "chilled legumes"
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kimanas · 8 years
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kimanas · 8 years
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swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
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kimanas · 8 years
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2016 has been 99% shit
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kimanas · 8 years
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bagels are just acoustic donuts
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kimanas · 8 years
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Every single person during the Summer of 2016
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kimanas · 8 years
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when the person you hate yells out the wrong answer in class.
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kimanas · 8 years
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the other side
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kimanas · 8 years
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Interview for medical job I really want: Interviewer: so tell me what you like about the medical field Me: well I love seeing people overcome their hardships like not being able to walk and then with therapy and hard work they can walk again. It's so rewarding and amazing to me Interviewer: sorry we can't hire you Interview for a job I really don't care if I get or not: Interviewer: what's you're favorite color Me: blue Interviewer: omg you're hired And that's how I got trapped in the food service industry once again lol
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kimanas · 8 years
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I hate waitressing part 7 by Sarah Schauer
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