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Bracelet sets currently available on my Etsy
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Hello Percy Jackson fans! There has been an update to my list of bracelets I have available! So get them while they are available
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Spencer: I lost my ID
Morgan: Ok Agent Re
Spencer: I’d punch you I knew it wouldn’t break my hand
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Spencer: I feel fantastic today! And the doctors say too much sugar is bad for you
Emily: What have you been eating?
Spencer: These gummy bears! *pulls out container and places on the table*
Garcia: Reid…Reid my dear boy, those are the vitamins I bought for you last week…
Reid:…
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Emily: I swing both ways ;)
Violently, with a bat. Come get some motherfuckers
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Spencer: Did I just kill that guy?
Emily: No he’s just bleeding internally and being a total baby about it
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Hotch: God give me patience
Rossi: I think you mean strength
Hotch: No I mean patience, If given strength everyone here would be dead
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Rossi: We need a plan
Derek: I have a plan
Spencer: No yelling
Hotch: No cursing
JJ: No explosives or any other kind of violence
Derek: I no longer have a plan
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JJ: Has anyone ever told you they love you?
Emily: Do my parents count?
JJ: Yes
Emily: Then no
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Hotch: Emily why do you like history so much?
Emily: The failures of men amuse me
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So true. Or everyone getting mad that you sleep through the class and still have an 100
Amrev culture is being the *only* person in your APUSH class that actually knows what the hell the teacher is rambling about
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Hotch: Can anyone tell me what went wrong in that meeting
Emily: When the director asks you what to do when your stressed on a case, the incorrect answer is to dramatically fall out of your chair and pretend to pass out
Spencer: Nor is it correct to go over to said person ‘passed out’ and go ‘Oop they be dead’ and walk off
J.J.: It’s also wrong to then pretend to be sad at your friend’s ‘death’
Derek: Then hold a fake funeral
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Derek: Hey pipe cleaner
Spencer:
Derek: I said hey pipecleaner
Spencer still ignoring him
Derek: *throws a pipe cleaner airplane at Spencer’s head*
Spencer: *doing something hidden on his desk
Derek: What are you doing?
Spencer: *sizzling noise*
Derek: *Gets popped in the head with physics magic rocket*
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Emily: Heyyyyyy who ate all the M&Ms?
J.J.: You did
Emily: Really?
J.J.: Yes really
Emily: But why would I do that?
J.J.: You were drunk, you called them your special candy. Then you proceeded to finish off the package in less than a minute.
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Papa Rossi: And what have we learned today?
Emily and Garcia: Don’t stray from your recipes
Rossi: Good *squirts them with a spray bottle filled with the cooking wine Emily attempted to use*
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