tumblr is literally about talking to yourself through text posts or tags and once in a while people get nosy

happy happy happy happy

Yes, I have many thoughts about Malenia.

you want what

best friend best friend bites you bites you

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

Ashen: inconvenienced in the most minor way

Ashen: mother hold my face

Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

Give me jelly beans you fuck head

I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will

"type normally" no i Dont think i will. i will keep my random extra spaces and periods and Capitalization. for emphasis. thanks though

like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery