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firefox just started doing this too so remember kids if you want to stream things like netflix or hulu over discord without the video being blacked out you just have to disable hardware acceleration in your browser settings!
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You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.
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Binders are hand wash only and I've STRUGGLED and i cannot recommend enough: get your ass an antique washboard! Get one with a textured glass board! Rub soap onto the textured part of the glass and then rub your binder against it and all sweat and soil fucking disappears! This washboard must have been a huge game changer for our ancestors who used to have to lay shit on a rock and beat it with a stick. The textured glass washboard makes hand washing so fucking easy! Trans man lifehack, wash your tit holster like a Victorian lady!!
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MOST BASS ARE JUST FISH BUT LEROY BROWN WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL
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it's time for me to share this cake I decorated for valentine's day
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kardulis · 4 hours
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whatever this means
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Question for the audience
Also leave in the tags what people usually compliment you on!!
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kardulis · 4 hours
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Work commute diaries:
Tuesday: Dead goose on the side of the bridge
Wednesday: Dead goose (lightly scavenged) on the side of the bridge
Thursday: Dead goose (heavily scavenged) on the side of the bridge
Friday: Dead goose (skeletal remains) on the side of the bridge
Saturday: Extremely alive goose standing where the dead goose had been yesterday
Hi, did I meet the goose undertaker today
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Listen to my cat purr like a motorcycle for twenty seconds.
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kardulis · 4 hours
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My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.
With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.
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kardulis · 4 hours
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Ideal sentence to hear people say about you
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If you ever see a Balloon where there should be No Balloons and you Think to yourself that You must be the one to Pop it. That is the Devil Appealing to Your lack of Sensibilities. Do not Pope it. Nothing Good will Come out of It.
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kardulis · 4 hours
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elves are portrayed incorrectly in fantasy. if they knew about deforestation they'd straight up jack off to it
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does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt
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