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Ahh! This came out even better than I had hoped! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I loved your everyone as dads headcanon. Can I ask for something else with bros as dads, but with a twist?
So everyone's in a student council meeting when suddenly the doors slam open and a small child runs in and immediately goes up to MC screaming their preferred parent pronoun and hugging them tightly around the legs. Everyone is freaking out, you included, because they didn't know that you had a kid, but then the child peers around your legs far enough for them to see their face and they realize that the child has some very familar facial features, maybe it's their eyes or their hair, or just making an expression that reminds them of themselves.
Their suspicions are confirmed a few moments later when the child's eyes land on them, and they rush over to them calling them 'Papa!' Enter: a second Barbatos looking just a tiny bit older and very sheepish and all doubts are erased. Having an obvious mix of both of your genes, this is going to be your child together... someday.
How do they react? Whether or not you're already dating them is up to you, but if not, how do they also react to the confirmation of your feelings for them represented by this adorable child?
Ohhh good ask! I am so happy that you love my work. I hope I did your idea justice!
I like to believe that with the work of magic, that it is possible in the Obey Me universe to have a kid between same sex couples some way or another. It also helps to keep the ask gender neutral.
Obey Me brothers x gender neutral mc
Warnings: Slightly suggestive
Time travel trouble
Lucifer
If you two were dating
Instant crisis. He could not believe that he would have another thing to take care of, but when the little kid looked into his eyes. He would never admit it, but he melted.
If the two of you weren't dating
He looked surprised. "Awhh he looks just like you! look at that frown!" Diavolo commented. Queuing some laughs from the brothers around him. Lucifer would try to confess to you after the kid is back to the correct time.
Mammon
If you two were dating
He would immediately ask if future Mammon would have a lot of money. He is so proud of his kid. "Look MC ain't it cute?" He would ask, holding the kid next to his face.
If the two of you weren't dating
He would be so happy and proclaim: "Because he was their first man!" Some part of me is saying that he secretly knows what it implies. So he does it on purpose to make sure that MC is his and only his. He would still be embarrassed since you know…making kids.
Leviathan
If you were dating
After being an embarrassed otaku, he would test the kids' weeb knowledge. Would buy parenting books for the future. He is so afraid of not raising the kid well.
If you weren't dating
Everyone turns to him. Cue blushing Levi: "EHH?!". He is so happy that he isn't going to die a virgin. He would exchange looks with you in the hope that you would confess to him.
Satan
If you two were dating
He is a little bit surprised. Would ask some lot of questions about what the kid likes to do. and if they mess with Lucifer together.
If you weren't dating
He just smiles and brags to Lucifer that he would end up with you instead of him. Would then put a hand on your waist, "They look so cute don't they?"
Asmodeus
If you two were dating
He would immediately look at the skin undertone of the little one for future clothes, their wallpaper etc. He is already thinking on how to decorate his kids room. Would gush about their shared features that he would have between you "Ahhh look they have your eyes!"
If you weren't dating
The most innocent smile you have ever seen, "So how would you like to make your kids mc?"
Beelzebub
If you were dating
He is happy that you would have a family together. He seems like the kind of guy to want that lifestyle. Would also be worried of accidentally hurting you during the process of making the baby.
If you weren't dating
His first thought would worry him. How was Belphegor going to react? He cares deeply about his brother, but when he turns to the seventh born he is already smiling at him. Reassuring him that they would be okay.
Belphegor
If you were dating
He could tell that it was his kid by the familiar slow walk, eventually having to get carried by you. When he would have the little one in his arms. He could not help but smile. "They are so cute!" Beel would say, as he gently holds the little ones hands.
If you weren't dating
He looks at the little kid coming his and his twin brothers way, their little arms hugging their legs. He already knew that he was going to share you with Beel. He was just happy that his predictions were right.
Bonus! Barbatos
If you were dating
Well then the secret will be out to Lord Diavolo! Diavolo would be super happy that Barbatos would have someone he loves. I like to think that Diavolo is scared that Barbatos is lonely, so knowing that you and Barbatos would end up together is a comforting thought! He will love playing the role of rich uncle.
If you weren't dating
"What a cute kid." Brabatos would know that you would get together with you. He happy that he does not have to keep the secret from you any longer.
Started on: 19th of april-Finished on: 27th of april
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Things that have definitely happened in the group chats
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Mammon: OK, MC, it's time ya finally settle this for us!
Beel: Settle what?
MC: ?
Mammon: Who's your favorite of the seven of us?!
Levi: LOL, like they'd actually tell us.
Lucifer: *sigh sticker*
MC: Oh, that.
MC: Today, it's Mammon
Mammon: I KNEW IT!!
Mammon: Wait, 'today'?
MC: Tomorrow? Who knows...
Satan: So you're saying there's still time to influence the rankings, then?
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Mammon: Hey, MC, what gives? I've been looking everywhere for you! Where are ya?!
MC: Sorry Mammon, I've lost my phone. I'll text you once I find it.
Mammon: Oh, okay.
Mammon: Hurry up and find it! Don't keep your first man waitin', ya hear?
Lucifer: ...
Mammon: HEY! Wait a minute!
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*something mildly inconvenient happens to MC*
MC:
The bros: *all typing at once*
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Levi: Hey, MC, can you bring me some updog?
MC: Are you seriously trying to updog me in the group chat?
Mammon: *laughing sticker*
Lucifer: What's updog?
Levi: ...oh no.
MC: f
Satan: How?! You weren't even trying!
Mammon: f
Belphie: f
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MC: It is a lovely morning in the devildom and I am a horrible human.
Lucifer: What did you do this time?
Asmo: You guys! Emergency! Solomon's in the kitchen!
MC: I'm so sorry.
Lucifer: As I recall, we have to go to student council early this morning. I expect you all to be there.
Lucifer: MC, would you have Solomon walk you to school this morning?
MC: You guys, no. D:
Mammon: Sorry MC, we take student council very seriously.
Levi: And going to classes is very important.
MC: Don't remember me as I died. Remember me as I lived.
MC: Giving Lucifer a headache.
Satan:
Belphie:
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Diavolo: Lucifer, guess what? Today I learned meme is!
Lucifer: Please tell me you're joking.
Barbatos: The young master has become quite proficient at using them.
Lucifer: I need a drink.
Divolo:
#everyone was doing them#i wanted to join the fun#obey me lucifer#obey me asmodeus#obey me satan#obey me leviathan#obey me mammon#obey me beelzebub#obey me shall we date#obey me belphegor
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Alone... (Brothers x MC!) (Angst)
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Summary: How did you end up here again?
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Spoilers for Nightbringer lesson 11 and all of the original game.
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Honestly, I like Belphie and Lucifer, but I'm getting real tired of their bullshit.
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"That was close..."
It wasn't until you heard Solomon's voice that you realized you had been squeezing your eyes shut.
You opened them slowly and peered around the room.
There was Belphie, standing behind a pile of rubble that managed not to land on him. Out of the corner of your eye you saw Solomon as he walked up to your side.
Everything had happened so quickly. You hadn't even had a moment to breathe a sigh of relief that you'd managed to put Beelzebub to sleep before anything truly bad happened, before Lucifer was in you face.
"Are you our enemy?"
Your entire body had gone cold as the hurt set in.
How? How is it that after everything, everything you've done for him and his brothers could he even think to ask that question? A part of you was hoping that he would smile and say it was all a joke, but he had just stared at you, expecting an answer.
You don't remember the exact words you used but you had tried to assure him that you weren't. And for a moment, it seemed like it had worked as Mammon and Levi and Asmo had jumped to your defense.
But then Belpegor had opened his mouth.
Now, Solomon and Belphie were arguing and you heard your teacher mention something about ganging up on a human, but really it was so much worse than that.
"...ys end up here." You don't know how your tiny voice, barely a whisper had made it across the room, but Lucifer looked up at you, that cold expression still marring his features. "What?"
You took a deep breath, balling your hands into fists that dug your nails into your palms and kept your gaze trained on the floor.
"I said..." you began, "how do we always end up here?!"
You lifted your head, angry tears wetting your cheeks and sent a glare around the room.
Lucifer sighed in annoyance, his voice still strained in anger. "Human, if you’re not going to make any sense-"
Human. You hated that word. They used it to look down at you, to remind you that you were less than them.
"It happened again." You ground out. Showing your anger felt good, especially since you had held it in before for the sake of this family. This fucking family who only hurt you again and again.
"Again, Belphegor tried to kill me, and again you all just stood there and let it happen." You heard Solomon's voice behind you, saying your name in warning, but you ignored him. You knew somewhere inside of you that you should be worried about breaking the timeline, but you couldn't muster up the energy to care.
This time Solomon had been here to save you, but back then you had nobody. And it still hurt worse than you had ever let yourself acknowledge.
It was Mammon who broke the silence first. "What're ya talkin' about?"
It didn't matter that he didn't know. The floodgates were open and you were going to say everything you had to say. Perhaps it was only because you didn't have the history with these brothers that you were finally able to let it come pouring out.
"I have given you everything, and I have helped you through every tiny problem you've had!" You threw your hands in the air. "And so many of them have been so completely stupid!"
The blank stares from the demons around the room only served to fuel the anger burning inside of you.
"Again and again, I have had to prove that I am worthy to stand beside you, first when I had to bow and scrape just to be your friend, then with Solomon's stupid tests, and then with your fucking games to get onto the student council!"
Your arms fell to your side and you felt all the fight leave you. "It's just never going to be enough is it?" You were surprised at how small your voice sounded. "I'm always going to have to be the one to apologize first, to forgive you even when you have done nothing to make ammends, and yet I just keep loving you, feeling like such a fool-"
You broke off. Did you love them? Was this love truly your own? Or was it just the blood running through your veins. You couldn't even answer such a simple question. You slumped to your knees
"Eight of the most powerful demons in the realm, and you can't even stop the weakest among you." You heard Belphie try to say something in protest, but he was silenced by Mammon's elbow digging harshly into his side.
The the four eldest brothers present stood around the room in solemn silence. Something itched at the back of their mind, a memory that wasn't quite there. They knew they should remember why you were so important to them, but everytime they reached for it, it it just slipped through their fingers. And what was worse was that they could feel your pain, pouring through a connection that was barely even there.
Surpringly, it was Lucifer who broke the silence, something akin to regret coating his voice. "MC, I-"
But Solomon had heard enough. Gently he pulled you to your feat, wrapping an arm around your shoulder to hold you close.
"I hope you all remember this," he said quietly. "I hope that you remember this far, far in the future, and I hope that it hurts."
And with that he teleported you both away.
#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me levi#obey me leviathan#obey me asmo#obey me asmodeus#obey me belphegor#was this a vent fic?#yes it was#MC should be allowed to go feral
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Pour Some Sugar on Me (satan x reader)
tw: nothing NSFW happens, but does vaguely get discussed. jealousy. misunderstandings. mistakenly thinking the guy you have a crush on has about a thousand sugar daddies.
You were sitting in the common room with Satan and Asmo when an alarm rang on Satan's D.D.D. Standing up, he shut it off and started gathering his things and putting them in his pockets.
You lifted your head from your homework. "What's that for?"
Asmo raised an eyebrow. "Going somewhere?"
"Yeah," Satan said, patting his pockets down to make sure he had everything. "The head conductor for the Demonic Society of the Arts invited me to tonight's rehearsal."
You suddenly found yourself extremely focused on your homework, a blush scattered across your cheeks. Satan sure seemed to have a lot of friends.
"Ooh, is that the pretty one with the tongue piercing? Mind if I tag along?"
Satan glared at Asmo as he shuffled through the couch cushions in search of his wallet. "Yes, actually. I do." Spying his wallet on the ground, he grabbed it.
"Ooh, you're no fun," Asmo pouted
He shot you a small, sweet smile. "See you later, MC."
You mumbled something incoherent in reply, missing the look of concern Satan sent you before the alarm on his phone chimed again.
"I gotta go," he said. Making his way to the door, throwing you another worried look before he left.
You waited until Satan had closed the door behind him before you looked up at Asmo.
"Something wrong, dear?" he asked.
"Um, well..." you looked back down at your homework awkwardly, trying to find the right way to phrase your question. You decided to start simple. "Satan has a lot of these friends, doesn't he?"
Asmo 'hmm'ed in consideration. "I guess I never thought about it, but yes, he does have quite a few."
Your heart sank and you immediately chastised yourself. It wasn't like it was your business what Satan did with his time, or who he spent it with, even if you two had been growing closer lately.
"Why?" Asmo asked.
"Well, these friends..." You couldn't make eye contact. "Are they... you know?"
"Asmo frowned softly. "I'm afraid I don't know darling, not unless you tell me."
"Well, I mean... They give him a lot of presents."
"They do," Asmo agreed, and you could have sworn that the slightest hint of a sparkle appeared in Asmo's eyes, as if he knew where this was headed.
"Well in return, does Satan..."
"Go on," Asmo encouraged.
"D-does he...?
"Does he what, darling"
"Is Satan a sugar baby?" You blurted out. When you didn't get a reply for several agonizing moments, you lifted your head.
Asmo. Looked. Delighted.
"Well!" He shot you a wink. "I'm not going to tell you that he's not."
A heavy feeling settled over you. This is what you were afraid of.
Several weeks passed by and Satan went on many more outings arranged by his 'special friends.' You tried not to let your heartbreak show every time Satan said goodbye, but while he was gone, you would inevitably wonder about what he was doing with his friends while he was gone and your mind spiraled from there.
A few days after his last outing, Satan knocked on your door and entered upon your called out invitation.
He looked happy, and your mood couldn't help but lift at the lopsided smile, his true smile, he wore on his face.
"Hi," he said.
You gave him a goofy smile in return. "Hi."
The two of you stood like that for a moment, just basking in each other's presence and you started to think maybe you hadn't been imagining things, maybe Satan did feel more than friendship for you.
"You know that exhibit you were excited about? At the museum?"
You nodded excitedly, hoping this was going where you thought it was going.
"Well, I'm friends with the curator and he got me some tickets..."
The rest of what he said turned to white noise and you felt your smile become strained.
When your senses came rushing back, you realized that Satan was asking you something.
"...together?"
You blinked at him, feeling stupid for both missing his question as well as getting your hopes up. "What?"
Your distraction seemed to sap some of his confidence as his smile straightened and the blush that you hadn't realized he had been wearing deepened.
"I asked if you wanted to go together?" He lifted his hand, showing you the pair of tickets in his hand.
You mouth opened and closed silently once, as you tried to decide what to say.
"Shouldn't you... I mean, don't you want to go with your curator friend?"
He frowned. "Not particularly. I was hoping to go with you, but if you don't want to-"
"No!" You interrupted quickly. "No, I mean I do want to, it's just..." You cleared your throat. "I'm not sure how it's supposed to work. I mean, these gifts they give you."
You had never seen Satan so confused. "Huh?"
Your face felt like it was on fire. "Well, you know, they give you stuff and in return you..." You trailed off, figuring he would get what you were going for, but judging by the fact that he seemed to grow more and more bewildered with every word you said.
You tried again. "I guess I just thought that the outings were preludes to the... other things."
"Other things?" he echoed.
"Yeah, the..." You gestured vaguely with your hands. "The... you know, the favors."
Satan's face went completely neutral. "The what," he said flatly.
"Well, I don't know what you call them."
"MC," he said slowly, and you could see the muscle in his jaw twitch as he ground his teeth together. "Just what is the nature of these 'favors' you think I do?"
"Well..." you trailed off, your eyes drifting to his lower body. As soon you realized where your gaze was headed, your eyes shot back up all the way to the ceiling, but it was enough for Satan to get the idea.
Stan shut his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose. "MC, are you telling me that this whole time, you..." He trailed off, the vein in his eyelid twitching.
You gulped. You didn't mean to make him mad. "It's okay!" you cried, waving your hands in front of yourself defensively. "I'm not judging you!"
Twitch.
"And I don't think any less of you!"
Twitch. Twitch.
"And I don't mind if that's the how you got the tickets! I'd still like to go with you!"
That vein was damn near busting. You heard the crinkle of paper and noticed that Satan's hands were balled into tight fists, the tickets crumbling in his grasp.
"Where..." Satan cleared his throat in an attempt to remove the strain from it. "How did you come to this conclusion?"
"There were clues..." you muttered awkwardly, wondering how much deeper you were going to have to did this hole.
"Clues." Whatever little control Satan still had over his temper was slipping.
"Sometimes you would come back late at night and-"
"They were evening events."
You blushed.
A strangled choking sound erupted from deep within Satan's throat. "Meaning they took place in the evening!" he clarified.
"But when I asked Asmo-!"
You felt a whoosh of air, and Satan was no longer standing in your room.
"AS. MO. DE. UUUUSSS!"
The call was answered by a distant shriek and the slamming of a door closely followed by the ripping of wood, as Satan presumably made his way into Asmo's room anyway.
"I DIDN'T ACTUALLY TELL THEM THAT WAS WHAT YOU WERE DOING! THEY GOT THERE ALL ON THEIR OWN!"
"YOU DIDN'T TRY DISSUADE THEM OF THE NOTION THOUGH, DID YOU?!"
The chaos was compounded when the all-too-familiar sound of the door to Lucifer's study slamming against the wall echoed through the house. "CAN THIS HOUSE JUST GO FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT SOME FORM PANDEMONIUM TAKING PLACE?!"
#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me asmo#obey me lucifer#obey me satan x mc#obey me satan x reader#obey me fanfic
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Manga pages ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ I did for @fickleminder featuring their Obey Me MC Kirana & Satan 💚 it’s for their fanfic, read here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39617973
ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ info: https://clabel-commi.carrd.co
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Look at him wearing both sleeves like a big boy.
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these guys friggin crushed me istg this is not fair
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Hope this helps.
making a Satan Petting People collection... when I obtain them all I can finally uninstall this app
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Lucifer, wearing his coat draped over his shoulders: Sleeves are unnecessary.
Satan, probably: Oh yeah?! *shoves one arm through his sleeve* Who's unnecessary now?!
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Just picturing Satan running around stealing cats from people 😂
Bonus:
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