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just-a-random-dog-bark · 4 years

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Only in Alabama

I hate when people say “haha look at the gays, dating people that look exactly like them” as if straight couples don’t be looking like siblings and sometimes they are siblings ...☕️

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just-a-random-dog-bark · 5 years

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me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me:

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just-a-random-dog-bark · 5 years

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tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn

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just-a-random-dog-bark · 5 years

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As important as representing people the is, I feel like it’s more important to honour the wishes of Stan Lee than it is to begin acting like J K Rowling

marvel execs are calling in the assassins as we speak

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just-a-random-dog-bark · 5 years

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just-a-random-dog-bark · 5 years

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The Avengers getting thrown forward in time for some reason and it turns out that they’ve gone down in history as legends but, somewhat like the Greek Gods, all the information and facts about them is warped almost beyond recognition and they spend the entire time in the future just being offended by how incorrect everything is

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just-a-random-dog-bark · 5 years

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wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation

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just-a-random-dog-bark · 5 years

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ok so

old canon you aged out of being able to be a padawan at 13, but newer canon is that padawan age starts at 16

which means if ahsoka had stayed in the order and been knighted she could have potentially had a padawan who was older than her

that would have been HILARIOUS

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just-a-random-dog-bark · 5 years

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Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

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just-a-random-dog-bark · 5 years

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For those of you with anxiety

here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,

here is a website where you can create your own galaxies

here is a website where you can play flow

here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes

here you can play silk which is an interactive generative art designing website.

Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown

here is a website where you can listen to rain with or without music

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just-a-random-dog-bark · 5 years

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THE LATEST TUMBLR BOT PASSWORD SCAM - PLEASE SHARE - 3rd Feb 2019

I got this message from an account I didn’t follow - their blog looks very authentic because the owner was fooled into giving over their password and then locked out of the blog