assume at all times that my posts are made to be as deliberately malicious as possible and specifically targeting you

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oh me? well I'm the faggot America.

do you ever think about Humans, even humans who don’t like glitter, like glitter. We are drawn to shiny things in the same wild way our ancestors were overcome by a compulsion to forage for honey. A theory that has found favor among research psychologists (supported, in part, by a study that monitored babies’ enthusiasm for licking plates with glossy finishes) is that our attraction to sparkle is derived from an innate need to seek out fresh water. I'm at the beach and it is 27 degrees celsius and the water is glittering glittering glittering

My Most Haunted Roll Of Film Yet

RIVERDALE (2017 - 2023) Season 6, Episode 16: Blue Collar

how do i break the cycle

prepare yourself for the absolutely insufferable lack of satisfaction found in forgiveness

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

get ready for an exuberant summer

Fish [enter text] me women [enter text] me

Hiraku Suzuki (鈴木ヒラク) Constellation #03, 2016 Constellation #04, 2016 [Silver ink, Chinese ink on Fabriano paper]

no actually i have more to say to the nobody who's listening. the hate reads that have been really good have been like eviscerative but staunchly personal in terms of "i am told x, but all i know is i feel y" whereas this one (comes across, at least, like) it spends so much time making declarative statements that are like. still juuuuust about in the realm of taste and subjective judgement but a thin fucking slice away from being objective untruths that would be proven as such by reading literally any interview or major review ? it just seems. really under-researched. "but it's a hate read take they're not meant to be researched at all!" exactly my point. the others did not FEEL under-researched because they felt like personal takes. this one just seems stupid<3. Sorry if somehow the writer follows my blog. Which would be unlikely given the contents of the piece

"The show is primarily an elaborate comedy showcase, and that’s fine, I guess, if you don’t know about YouTube compilations of Veep insults."

"It’s a show about craving the meat of the rich — do you hate them while also secretly aspiring to be like them? Lifestyle content as old as time! "

"once you scrape all the jokes off, it’s clear that Succession never feels the need to  question what it might mean to need something beyond hollow validation and meaningless wealth"

like, help! Ha ha. what

oh this person seems to actually have no idea why succession was good or why anyone thought it was good. there are some absolutely mind-boggling bad faith disconnected sentences in here that i can like nearly not even fathom. Great !

i made this in under an hour over a month ago for an audience of maybe five people but enough time has passed on that i have been compelled to post it. please respect its unlisted nature. i am an artist please dont revere me

(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow