🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE
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every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough
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johnny bravo is a himbo
getting notes on this website is like jingling keys in front of a toddler
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i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.
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star wars fandom was the most disappointing fucking fandom EVER like we had JOHN BOYEGA and OSCAR ISAAC!!! two of the sexiest thottiest big dick energy-ist bitches out here and fandom said “no no no i dont want that i wanna suck on kylo rens toes” LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE ill never be over it
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Cheating is a choice, not a mistake.
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If anybody needs me I’m up here
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me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans
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i was looking up drawing refs for couples and was like “why are they all a man and a woman??” and then i remembered heterosexuality
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Me: *asks my followers to send me writing prompts*
My Followers: *send writing prompts to my inbox*
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california? you mean the place in the red hot chili peppers songs? you know that’s not real right?
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aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
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me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: I don’t know her
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