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Imagine your name, being freak-sayer
Damn i'm a freak 馃お a weirdo even 馃馃く
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We could meet in the middle and say it's the Joe Rogan Antithesis! Like Anti-Rogan, if you'd like.
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Dad, is that you?
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i will....
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Chat, is this evil Joe Rogan?
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Star wars (fandom)
"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. 鈽濓笍yet
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meow
meow meow homes
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juicepan 15 days
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you don't know shit about the world
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juicepan 18 days
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Good rotten or bad rotten?
Big smear of rottten cheese on the back of my finger
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juicepan 20 days
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"oh, what a girl. It's this kind of beauty, you see and then think to yourself that she is attractive"
Noir voiceover: There she was. She was the kind of girl you could stick your penis in and wriggle around until you ejaculated semen into her vagina. Trouble
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juicepan 26 days
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juicepan 26 days
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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juicepan 28 days
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(this is printable btw)
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juicepan 29 days
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Is it:
A: Visceral disgust
B: General Disinterest
C: Cold-hearted Indifference
I don't even like hot men
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