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what would sesshomaru be like during his mate's pregnancy?
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- An absolute over-protective, over-obsessive, controlling, over-bearing gobshite.
- He does it out of love (as much as he can love), but that doesn’t make it any less annoying for his poor mate.
- The smallest thing sets him off, and he never lets anything go. If he finds a small cut, he damn near interrogates them about where it came from and what he needs to do to fix it. He won’t believe “I have no idea” because to him, harming you- his mate- is a horrific crime that must be payed in blood.
- He will be the one who chooses your whelping den, not you. Odds are he’s had one picked out from the very start. It will be quiet, protected, out-of the way place that he feels would be best for you during the process. He will be the one collecting soft things for your nest, but you choose what stays and what goes. 
- NO ONE COMES NEAR THE DEN (except for his mother occasionally). He will slaughter any and all intruders without mercy and without hesitation. A child gets lost and is too close to your den? He will kill it. Some random bunny hops too close? It dies. Birds waking you in the morning? Not any more. Death awaits those who come near you without his permission (except his mother).
- Odds are, you are likely to be a dog-demon or a demon in similar genetic range like a Kitsune, either way, you are likely to be an animal kind of demon. Closer to birth, it is easier on you to be in your full demon form so it doesn’t exhaust or harm you as much as it would if you attempted to maintain your ‘human’ form. He will be in demon form right there with you, wrapped around you and keeping you safe from cold or intruders with his body. Nothing is more frightening than wandering into a den to see a heavily pregnant female before seeing a giant beast of a demon slowly lift its head from behind the female while snarling and protecting its mate. 
- He will be doing the hunting at first, then he will allow his mother or Jakken to hunt in his place and instead will remain by your side the closer you get to bearing pups. 
- Leave the den? Do you want to upset him?? No. You will stay in that whelping den unless he says it’s safe for you to come out. Soak in the sun whenever you can, because he is going to be militant about keeping you in the den. 
- Under no circumstance are you to do anything without him there. He will absolutely lose it if he returns from a hunt and you aren’t in the den. Nothing will be safe. Nothing will calm him. Nothing will survive his war-path. He will destroy everything until he finds you. He may bear his fangs a bit and might snap at you, but he would never hurt you and he’s only angry because he worries.
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jothebuttmunch · 3 months
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nothing pisses me off more than when i see a fic on ao3 talking about reach. "this ship isn't here but i added them for reach" "this fandom tag isn't necessary but i'm adding it for reach" "reposting for reach" STOP IT!!!! this is not tiktok this is not twitter this is an ARCHIVE this is not how it works!!!
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jothebuttmunch · 3 months
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Xiaolin Showdown - s01e01
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jothebuttmunch · 3 months
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The episode Hard Luck but Odd's bug causes him to temporarily lose all the colours/textures on his suit
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jothebuttmunch · 3 months
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"Listen, if you ask me, nobody would die for love." - Odd Della Robbia, from Code Lyoko.
In the very same episode Odd said these words, the boy risked his own life by leaping off a cliff to save his not-cousin from falling into the digital sea. In turn, she, without hesitation, saved him right back.
If that isn't love, I don't think I know what is.
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jothebuttmunch · 3 months
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Hit a brick wall in terms of writing for Code Ronpa. I have the pieces there, but with no idea how to put them together.
That, and lack of motivation and other stuff that's been eating my time.
I guess what I'm trying to say is... Help? ;w;
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jothebuttmunch · 3 months
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jothebuttmunch · 3 months
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Just using this account to advertise shit lol
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jothebuttmunch · 3 months
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Guess what? Gonna be posting even more nsfw headcanons of these characters. Especially Matt. Cry about it.
Decided to throw up some headcanons of the nsfw variety. All the nastiness will be under the Read More and tagged as ‘lemon’…
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jothebuttmunch · 1 year
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jothebuttmunch · 1 year
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To all restaurants: you need an online presence OTHER THAN Facebook. Like, something people can access without any account or login at all.
Also, that online presence should just show your menu. Not a PDF download, simply your menu, directly, no need to start an online ordering process.
I remain amazed how many ways, in 2022, places can fuck this up.
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jothebuttmunch · 1 year
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jothebuttmunch · 1 year
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the degree that parents of young children seem to think Baby Shark came out of nowhere astounds me. this is a DECADES-OLD camp song, that has spanned generations. 
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jothebuttmunch · 1 year
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it's so bitter to watch how many people are only now realising that the censorship of "morally bad" things will never stop at just the things they personally find repulsive. the problem with morals is that they're not a fixed norm that everyone agrees on and that they're a very easy argument to be used by bigots against marginalised groups. that's why it's dangerous to call for censorship on moral grounds - whose morals exactly?
all you people campaigning for a boycott of ao3, wanting them to censor "bad" content, i am begging you to wake the fuck up and understand that for many people "bad" things include queer people's existence, any form of sexual content, minority-representation and criticism of the government.
don't open the door for them.
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