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#classical music#music#luciano pavarotti#opera#christmas#christmas music#classical memes#music meme#memes#meme#dank memes#seagull#seagull meme#photoshop#jesus#o holy night#church
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I'm no mathematician
But
That is
In fact
Not one
But
Two lines
shostakovich in one line
shostakovich: stalin you fucking moron
shostakovich: oh hey stalin i was just writing about you and our great country
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AHEM
composers+dabbing
Mendelssohn: does this shamelessly when drunk or overly happy. also sneaks a little dabbing when conducting (you sly fuck)
Fanny: dabs when a success happens. Wilhelm is confused with this strange reoccurring gesture
Berlioz: spams dabbing when high or recently killing
Schumann: never dabs alone, he thinks dabbing is the best when you do with a squad
Clara: dabs out of sight. does this after roasting someone (especially wagner) and after a strenuous performance
Liszt: dabs when performing hard pieces and after getting laid. also dabs to annoy someone
Chopin: he is that someone ^ chopin is a poor victim, but don’t worry, sand is his protector
Tchaikovsky: does this to signal fire to cannons
Wagner: dabs to his music all day this guy is a fucking loser
Brahms: had first learned from the Schumanns. dabs to his fullest for Clara bc Do It for Her™
Paganini: uses dab as a headcount to every person spreading shit rumors
Beethoven: used to be shy and reserved about it. But now he just doesn’t give a fuck anymore, he can’t hear u over the sound of his dabbing
Mozart: also a fucking loser. Spams dabbing so much it hurts. His dab+annoying laugh combo will grate your ears and make u blind
Nannerl: uses dabbing to torment her dad for being a dick. Gets into a dab battle w/ Wolfie back in the days and through their adulthood, telepathically. Even in her letters she dabs. She’s the Queen of Dabbing nothing changes this
Salieri: he gentle, don’t interact him w/ this–this new gen trend nonsense. wolfgaNG NO—
Vivaldi: dabs for every start of a new season
Bach: the grand master of dabbing, performs this gesture in a very precise and extraordinary way as if the angle of his arms are perfectly calculated. Beautiful, just beautiful, his dabs are physical manifestation of his sophiscated and complex music. also he does this after getting laid, may i add
you guys add more to this shitpost as you wish
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i think i’m going to regret this but…are there any composer fanfictions out their? i’m looking to read Cursed Literature
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uwu ladies these smallpox scars are au naturel
Chopin is ugly. Stop. And if you don’t think so then you are fucking blind v.v
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it is a well known historical fact that i was ugly as FUCC
Chopin is ugly. Stop. And if you don’t think so then you are fucking blind v.v
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you're damn right i am
Beethoven: These trees are the oldest things in Europe
[Beethoven bumps into Haydn]
Beethoven: I was wrong
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Sick and tired of those fancy-ass shits not appreciating my beautiful music.
Surprised the fuck outta those powderheads.
composer asks!!!
chopin: do you prefer to keep to yourself?
schubert: describe your aesthetic.
bach: who is someone that irritates you at the sound of their name?
beethoven: do you believe in fate?
mozart: type of humor?
mahler: are you more dramatic or reserved?
sousa: least favorite instrument?
saint-saens: favorite animal?
haydn: what’s the pettiest thing you’ve ever done?
tchaikovsky: sexuality?
strauss: are you into politics and social activism?
liszt: have you been in a relationship?
brahms: ever had an unreciprocated crush?
clara schumann: have you ever lost someone close to you, whether in death or in relation/friendship?
robert schumann: opinion on age gaps?
gershwin: favorite genre of music?
handel: do you work well with pressure?
holst: do you like to go stargazing?
mendelssohn: relationship with religion?
shostakovich: are you capable of saying no to people?
vivaldi: name an overrated song/piece that you detest.
bernstein: have you ever repressed a part of yourself?
stravinsky: do you have seasonal allergies?
copland: are you proud of your identity?
williams: favorite movie soundtrack?
corelli: rain or shine?
cage: are you restless or can you keep still?
glass: satin or velvet?
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try me bitch
Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url
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I’m Franz Broseph Haydn
Listing of all our composer bros
Shostabrovich / Brozart / Brohms / Brosky-Kosakov / Brokiev / Brothoven / Brohann Sebastian Bach / Brohann Strauss Sr. & Jr. / Franz Broseph Haydn / Leonard Brostein / Hector Brolioz / Leopold Brokowski / Jean Sibrolius / Brodrich Smetana / Lebros Janacek / Brodest Brossourgsky / Giovanni Gabroelli / Herbrot von Karajan / Arnold Brönberg / Alban Brog
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I officially endorse the cronching of rosin.
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This is something I actually own.
this is hella iconic
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@wolfgangamademozart--official @vanbeethoven-official
Boys...
GO PRACTICE YOUR
COUNTERPOINT
Haydn: Do you see me as a father figure, Ludwig?
Beethoven: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure, because you’re always bothering me.
Mozart: Hey, show your father some respect.
Beethoven @ mozart: you shut up. You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here
Haydn: No, no, I take it as a compliment.
Beethoven : *bursts an artery*
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@papabach @wolfgangamadeusmozart-official @fredericchopin-official @franzschubert-official @vanbeethoven-official
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