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jordsquid · 12 hours
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being sensitive is embarrassing, ohhh your tone was different than usual well i'm gonna go jump in front of a trolley now bye
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jordsquid · 16 days
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jordsquid · 16 days
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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jordsquid · 16 days
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Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again
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jordsquid · 1 month
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Oh my god I love lesbians, we are so blessed that the universe gave us lesbians 🙏
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jordsquid · 1 month
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repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014
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jordsquid · 2 months
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jordsquid · 2 months
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wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship
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jordsquid · 2 months
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jordsquid · 2 months
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valentines for you
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jordsquid · 2 months
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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jordsquid · 2 months
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Actually the real reason I transitioned was because my parents joked so many times about returning me to the child store I decided to void the warranty.
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jordsquid · 2 months
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Updating my sovereign citizen routines with this
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jordsquid · 2 months
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when an 80s movie sucks its awesome when a 2020s movie sucks it actually sucks
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jordsquid · 2 months
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giving animals goofy haircuts is great because its silly yet technically a victimless crime
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jordsquid · 2 months
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jordsquid · 3 months
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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious
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