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jordeclans · 6 days
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
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jordeclans · 22 days
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i am a tragedy enjoyer before i am human
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jordeclans · 26 days
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feeling like pure shit. i think i need to move out of the city in search for an ancient sleeping king, alongside my friends who feel like my family, whom i’d take anywhere with me, whose fates are so tightly intertwined with mine that our connections could withstand the test of time. maybe learn latin, research scottish folklore and historical magic, throw myself into the second chance that life gave me though i know i’m going to die this year anyway but i’ve been told not to waste it though i can’t remember who told me that hmm. yeah i’m in the mood for a little bit of all this tomfoolery and silliness.
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jordeclans · 26 days
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Come get your babygirl he's in a shootout with the hoes
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jordeclans · 1 month
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TRC Declan is wild because the snapshots you get of his life are like... baffling about his interiority. Blindfolded people all trying to describe an elephant.
Then you get to the sequel series and it’s just like. He's a fan of art. He’s the most boring person alive. He’s an attic wife. He’s John Wick. He’s an Eldest Daughter (TM).
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jordeclans · 1 month
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Funniest way ever to foreshadow that this car will be stolen from Declan in every subsequent book in the series
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jordeclans · 1 month
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Ronan and Hennessy and “I’ve been alone a long time” and “please don’t let me be the only one” and “why do you even care?” “I don’t know I just do” and “don’t let me fall too hard lynch” and “she’s a dreamer, like me” and “no one else gets it, this is what we live with” and “he’ll be drawn to you more than to me” and “I’m not a doll Ronan lynch” and “Hennessy. He had forgotten he could know people. And how he knew her!” and “they didn’t say sorry they didn’t have to” and “if I told you I was going to help you get out of this, would you believe me?” “you’re one of the very few people I would” and “now they were just two ex dreamers made fearless by life” and “don’t be only human just now Ronan lynch”
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jordeclans · 1 month
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do you guys ever think about ronan lynch hanging out the passenger side of the camaro and catching a glimpse at a guy with a bicycle and boyish hands worth praying to God about and do you ever wonder if that was the first feeling of hope and goodness that he had since his father died and his life fell apart
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jordeclans · 1 month
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gimme songs that remind u of mor o corra pleaseee
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jordeclans · 1 month
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workplace bullying <3
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jordeclans · 1 month
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it's been a while but do the kids still find smaus cool
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jordeclans · 1 month
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that scene where they know something is on the bottom of the lake and someone will have to swim for it and gansey starts having an internal spiral bc it would be "improper for him to take his shirt off in front of ladies" or something like that and is then interrupted by blue going it's swamp time motherfuckers and diving straight in. top tier couple dynamic
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jordeclans · 1 month
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stop playing it cool, just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you
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jordeclans · 2 months
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The more I learn about the setup of Monmouth the less I judge Adam for his absolute refusal to live there. He goes to get something from the fridge? Someone’s pissing right next to it. Has to go somewhere at night? He has walk past Gansey sleeping bc his mattress is in the middle of the fucking main room. Bedroom? Literally haunted. I too would have snapped after about a week of that.
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jordeclans · 2 months
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the raven cycle being about the relentless pursuit of appearing on the outside as you do on the inside, of making yourself understandable or dying trying to be understood, the way the only thing that matters to these kids is to not be misunderstood, misinterpreted or thought to be any worse or better than what they are on their own merit but also having the truest versions of themselves be so deeply intertwined,,, i need to sit down
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jordeclans · 2 months
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oh yeah don’t mind me i’m just thinking about how blue and gansey are technically the main characters of this story but it’s still not entirely about them and how ronan isn’t the hero of this story but he is the hero of a story that branches off from it and how adam would’ve been the villain in a worse version of the story but he had too much loyalty to the narrative to let his friends go and how the story could never be about noah but it also could never be about anyone except for noah
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jordeclans · 2 months
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in love with how ronan said i hate my brother and then married a cold logical man who is obsessed with both his success and looking presentable 24/7 and then declan said ugh fuck that jackass ronan and then married a baddie covered with tattoos who loves self expression and has a wicked mouth.
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