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jonathanrichman · 2 months
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ZANE,
SORRY FOR BRINGING YOU TO EMO NIGHT @ KUNG FU NECKTIE AND THEN MAKING YOU WAIT OUTSIDE FOR HOURS AS I HAD A POLITICAL DEBATE ABOUT THE MIDDLE EAST WITH SOME GUY I ENDED UP FUCKING
- RAY
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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Gerard Way live at Taste Of Chaos 2005 (x)
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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"It’s often unhealthy to hyper-analyze your sexuality to the point where how you experience it changes where you belong. This is why the idea that broader terms are somehow more restrictive is baffling. Continuously breaking labels down and creating terminology for each facet of one’s identity shrinks communities until it’s just one person convinced that they’re the only one who relates to their experiences. It isolates people and ignores the importance of individuality within a collective identity."
On Hyperpersonalized Sexual Identity
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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CANNOT stop thinking about this tweet.
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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i said wat i said
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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Last week I accidentally took an edible at 10x my usual dose. I say “accidentally” but it was really more of a “my friend held it out to my face and I impulsively swallowed it like a python”, which was technically on purpose but still an accident in that my squamate instincts acted faster than my ability to assess the situation and ask myself if I really wanted to get Atreides high or not.
Anyway. I was painting the wall when it hit. My friend heard me make a noise and asked what was wrong—I explained that I had just fallen through several portals. I realized that painting the wall fulfilled my entire hierarchy of needs, and was absolutely sure that I was on track to escaping the cycle of samsara if I just kept at it a little longer. I was thwarted on my journey towards nirvana only by the fact that I ran out of paint.
Seeking a surrogate act of humble service through which I might be redeemed and made human, I turned to unwashed dishes in the sink and took up the holy weapon of the sponge. I was partway through cleaning the blender when it REALLY hit.
You ever clean a blender? It’s a shockingly intimate act. They are complex tools. One of the most complicated denizens of the kitchen. Glass and steel and rubber and plastic. Fuck! They’ve got gaskets. You can’t just scrub ‘em and rinse them down like any other piece of shit dish. You’ve got to dissemble them piece by piece, groove by sensitive groove, taking care to lavish the spinning blades with cautious attention. There’s something sensual about it. Something strangely vulnerable.
As I stood there, turning the pieces over in my hands, I thought about all the things we ask of blenders. They don’t have an easy job. They are hard laborers taking on a thankless task. I have used them so roughly in my haste for high-density smoothies, pushing them to their limits and occasionally breaking them. I remembered the smell of acrid smoke and decaying rubber that filled the kitchen in the break room the last time I tried to make a smoothie at work—the motor overtaxed and melted, the gasket cracked and brittle. Strawberry slurry leaked out of it like the blood of a slain animal.
Was this blender built to last? Or was it doomed to an early grave in some distant landfill by the genetic disorder of planned obsolescence? I didn’t know, and was far too high to make an educated guess. But I knew that whatever care and tenderness and empathy I put into it, the more respect for the partnership of man and machine, the better it would perform for me.
This thought filled me with a surge of affection. However long its lifespan, I wanted it to be filled with dignity and love and understanding. I thought: I bet no one has hugged this blender before. And so I lifted it from its base.
A blender is roughly the size and shape of a human baby. Cradling one in your arms satisfies a primal need. A month ago I was permitted to hold an infant for the first time in my life, an experience which was physically and psychologically healing. I felt an echo of that satisfaction holding my friend the blender, and the thought of parting with it felt even more ridiculous than bringing it with me to hang out on my friend’s bed.
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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 ‘Snow Circles’ by Andy Goldsworthy 
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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tumblrinas don't fail me <3
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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Brussels , View from my hotel    -   Stefan  Bleekrode  , 2022.
Dutch, b.1986  -
Watercolour.
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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The Birth of Venus by Henry Courtney Selous (1852)
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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not waiting for love bc love finds me in all kinds of ways every day
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jonathanrichman · 9 months
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I'm like a girl who wants to read more books but doesn't
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