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Mistoffelees after watching Tugger get himself stuck in a drawer for the umpteenth time: Huh, so that's my type.
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 3 months ago
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Mistoffelees, from outside the room: Mac, are you decent?聽
Macavity: Morally? No. But I am wearing clothes, if that鈥檚 what you鈥檙e asking.
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 3 months ago
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Mistoffelees, sighing: Tugger...
Rum Tum Tugger: Yeah?
Mistoffelees: I love you to the moon and back, you know?
Rum Tum Tugger: Awn, Sparkles, I love--
Mistoffelees: But I fucking want to leave you there sometimes!
Rum Tum Tugger: ...
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 3 months ago
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Munkustrap: Dem, you look absolutely stunning tonight.
Demeter, blushing: Aww, thanks.
Coricopat: Mungo... All your facial features are in the right spots.
Mungojerrie, sighing blissfully: Thanks, luv'~
Munkustrap: ...
Demeter: Awn, adorable!
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 4 months ago
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Pouncival, kidnapped and blindfolded: Ooh, did you set up a pi帽ata?
Macavity: Nope.
Pouncival: Blindfold Challenge?
Macavity: ...
Macavity: No.
Pouncival:
Macavity:
Pouncival: Then what is this for?
Macavity, sighing: Everlasting, I'll just let you go...
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 4 months ago
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Victoria: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart, I think it鈥檚 so romantic! Two lovers on a date!
Plato: One of them carrying a knife for some reason...
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 4 months ago
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Rum Tum Tugger: Okay, please help me!
Cassandra: Got two words for you.
Rum Tum Tugger: I bet they won't be helpful...
Cassandra: Your problem.
Rum Tum Tugger: I was right
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 4 months ago
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Mungojerrie: Hey, I heard you like bad boys.聽
Coricopat: No, not really no...
Mungojerrie: Oh, thank god.聽
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 4 months ago
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Mistoffelees: You're going down, Macavity.
Macavity: Do your worst, Mister Mistoffelees.
Mistoffelees: You're as cute as a button~
Macavity: *collapses to his hands and knees* You know I don't know how to respond to sweet compliments!!
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 4 months ago
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Some cat: I think you use anger as a way to keep others from getting too close to you...
Macavity: Yes, I do.
Macavity: *pointedly looking at Mungojerrie who is sleeping with his head on Macavity's lap* : But it doesn't always work.
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 4 months ago
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Munkustrap: You're an idiot.
Rum Tum Tugger: I know.
Rum Tum Tugger: But I'm an idiot that shares your DNA!
Munkustrap: Unfortunately.
Rum Tum Tugger: Hey! At least I'm better than Macavity!
Munkustrap: So, so true...
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 4 months ago
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Together we鈥檒l exterminate, assassinate! No!
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 5 months ago
Conversation
Jennyanydots: You think you're smarter than everyone else.
Jellylorum: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 5 months ago
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Human AU
Rum Tum Tugger, smiling: Remember when Misto made a romantic dinner for me?
Bombalurina: Didn't he microwave a pizza?
Rum Tum Tugger: Yeah, but he's not good at cooking and still wanted to make something nice, so it's the thought that counts.
Rum Tum Tugger:
Bombalurina:
Rum Tum Tugger: Even if it tasted gross.
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 5 months ago
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Beej & Lydia VS Jerrie & Teazer
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 5 months ago
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Human Au
Mistoffelees: Tugger, you're on speaker so behave.
Rum Tum Tugger: Or what? You'll spank me~?
Mistoffelees:
Munkustrap:
Rum Tum Tugger:
Mistoffelees: Maybe later~
Munkustrap, exasperated: Oh my god!
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jellicle-cats-opera-phantoms 5 months ago
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Alonzo, texting: Answer your phone.
Mistoffelees, texting back: Hold on, I can鈥檛 find it.
Alonzo: Okay.
Alonzo:
Alonzo: You鈥檙e killing me, Misto. I hope you know that. You鈥檙e killing your brother right now.
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