Charlie, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Alastor, not looking up from his book: Really? Lucifer, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
Listen, radioapple or not, when Charlie and Vaggie have a kid, Alastor is GOING to try and get them to call him Grandpa before they call Lucifer Grandpa.
But I can't decide if his southern ass is going for Grandaddy or Papaw.