*Zoro is lost*
Nami: This calls for desperate measures, Luffy do the thing
Luffy: ZORO I NEED TO TAKE A NAP
Zoro *appears from nowhere*: do you need a guard, pillow or cuddle buddy
Luffy *already tackled Zoro to the ground and using him as a Teddy bear*: 😴😪😴🤤
Zoro *closes his eyes*: OK then. 😴😴
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insane men covered in blood. you agree. reblog.
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Ikkaku: Come with me.
Yumichika: Anywhere.
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boys will be married and go on shopping sprees and take selfies in the fitting room together
commission by the lovely @cha-r4
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Yumichika: Words ending with "ie" are so cute! Like cutie, sweetie, dearie..
Yachiru: Cookie! Brownie!
Ikkaku: Even wedgie, veggie, boogie..?
Yumichika: No, I don't mean those, Ikkaku-
Zaraki: Or.. Die!
Yumichika: TAICHOU, NO!
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No one knew where luffy was for an full hour! kind of strange when you think about how small the ship is
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Re-blog this if:
- you’re gay
- can read
- support gay people
- want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past
- are an antelope
- or want a chocolate bar.
No one will know which applies.
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In Zoro’s head, 🍥 = Sanji
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i’m
HERE
and i’m
QUEER
and
IT’S MUCH EASIER TO SAY I’M QUEER THAN TO LIST OUT MY ENTIRE FUCKING IDENTITY
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Aizen: If you did it while you were drunk, you wanted to do it when you were sober.
Starrk: I’m pretty sure I didn’t want to sleep outside in a wheelbarrow all night but alright
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Tousen, walking into a meeting: What’s wrong with you guys? You all usually can’t keep your mouths closed.
Gin: *passes Tousen a note that reads “five way jinx”*
Tousen: Five way jinx? Really?
Gin: *passes Tousen a note that reads “yes, really!”*
Tousen: Alright, fine. Gin, Grimmjow, Nnoitra, Starrk, Yammy.
Everyone, shouting at once: Unjinxed!
Grimmjow: *gasps for air*
Starrk: You don’t have to hold your breath when you’re jinxed, sir.
Grimmjow: I play prison rules.
Nnoitra: They play jinx in prison?
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Starrk: Sorry I am late, I overslept.
Tosen: It's 4:30 in the afternoon.
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Szayelaporro : Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Gin: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Grimmjow: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Starrk: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Tousen: What the fuck is wrong with you guys-
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