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question to clear your mind of all conscious thought
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can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"
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need to make a toji ver
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"at this moment our audio recorder picks up-" and it's the most unintelligible noise you've ever heard
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Goncharov is trending because it's a slow day and the pornbots started using it. Then people were like 'lol Goncharov is back!'
There, now you don't have to investigate it yourself.
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....I love you Icepick Joe ♥️
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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gup or da gourp fo today....
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I think one of the starkest illustrations of how incoherent Hasbro's goals for Dungeons & Dragons are is that they made the writers take out all the direct references to dragon-fucking in 5E in a bid to render the IP more advertiser-friendly, but still insisted upon keeping a bunch of stuff whose narrative context strongly implies dragon-fucking front and centre in the brand identity, so now the Player's Handbook has gotta play coy about where dragon-blooded sorcerers come from.
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Clark youre such a nerd
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i see no difference, love is love
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Me: oh wow, it’s really busy here at work, I should start doing something that isn’t my responsibility just to help out, maybe I can skip my break today, or stay a little—
My inner Chilchuk Tims: Your job description has your responsibility and includes hours worked and breaks. Stick to it unless they want to pay you more. No job is your friend no matter how much you like it.
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