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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Wait- I just realised

you should never make a promise with Dazai .. if it's one of those promises that go

" cross my heart and hope to die "

Because you know it's gonna be broken

#dazaibsd #dazai #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #bungou stray dogs anime #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd anime #inncorrect quotes #incorrect bsd quotes #idek if this makes sense #idek at this point #yeet

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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site: create password

dazai: chuuya

site: password is too short

dazai: *sighs* i know

chuuya:

chuuya: you have 10 seconds to run

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Dazai on phone with kunikida: hey! Kunikida can you come get me out of jail

Kunikida: WHAT ! . What did you do now

Dazai: A cop pulled me up & said "paper" so I said "scissors I win! " And drove off .

#bungou stray dogs kunikida #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs dazai #incorrect bsd quotes #bsd anime #bsd dazai #bsd #bsd kunikida #bsd doppo #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #bsd osamu #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #idek if this makes sense #idek at this point

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Drunk chuuya: * sitting in a washing machine *

Atsushi: urm how did this happen

Dazai: I told him it's a teleporter

Chuuya: imMa gOinG tO fRecKinG CRoSiaNt to DriNk aLLLLL the wiNe in The w0rlD B!Tch !

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Credits to @UTA200354 from Twitter

#bungou stray dogs #Bsd #Dazai Osamu #akutagawa ryuunosuke #kyouka izumi #bsd dazai #bsd dark era #bsd akutagawa #bsd kyouka #bsd mori #bsd anime #akutagawa #dark era dazai #osamu dazai #bungou stray dogs anime #anime

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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: AND NOW A MOMENT OF WHEN YOU :

: WALK IN A ROOM AND FORGET :

: WHY YOU'RE THERE :

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Dazai: * walks into fridge *

Atsushi: ahh dazai what are you doing ?

Dazai: urhmm . I don't .. quite remember

Dazai: * walks out grabs timer *

Atsushi: what are you doing ?

Dazai: ah-ha ! I remember .. see you in * sets timer * an hour atsushi

Atsushi: dazai are you sure about this

Dazai: good idea ! *sets timer* 2 hours it is

Dazai: * walks in fridge closes door *

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Extra

Kunikida to atsushi: where's dazai ?

Atsushi: urhm ahh well you see-

Kunikida: *sigh* again

Atsushi: hh yyah- WAIT "AGAIN"?

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Dazai: *spreading jam on bread with a spoon *

Atsushi: a ah what are you doing ?

Dazai: being creative

Atsushi:

:Extra:

Dazai: there were no more Ka - nif - ees

Atsushi: you mean knifes ?

Dazai: * tear rolls down cheek *

#bsd anime #incorrect bsd quotes #bsd atsushi #bsd dazai #atsushi nakajima #nakajima atsushi #bsd nakajima atsushi #bsd osamu #osamu dazai #osamudazai #dazai osamu #idek if this makes sense #bruh yes

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Dazai: *sees fly * ... WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE ! WHO LET YOU IN .. ARHH!!!!

#bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd anime #bsd osamu #inncorrect quotes #idek if this makes sense #whats happening #bruh what #bruh lmao

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Atsushi: what's the nicest thing you've ever done for someone

Chuuya: offered to kill dazai myself for him

Atsushi:

Atsushi: t that's not really-

Chuuya: well that's as close as I'm getting

#bungou stray dogs #bsd nakahara #incorrect bsd quotes #bsd anime #bsd atsushi #bsd chuuya #atsushi nakajima #bsd nakahara chuuya #bungou stray dogs chuuya nakahara #chuuya nakahara #chuuyabsd #nakahara chuuya #nakahara chūya #smoll #idek if this makes sense

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Dazai: Did you just fall

Chuuya: No! I attacked the floor

Dazai: Backwards?

Chuuya: I'm FrEcKiNg talENtED !

#bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #anime #chuuyabsd #bsd anime #incorrect bsd quotes #bsd nakahara #bsd chuuya #bsd osamu #osamu dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai osamu #dazaibsd #bungou stray dogs chuuya nakahara #chuuya nakahara #bsd nakahara chuuya #idek if this makes sense #inncorrect quotes

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Dazai: I'm actually happy right now

Life: LOL one sec

#bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #osamu dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai osamu #bsd osamu #dark era dazai #inncorrect quotes #incorrect bsd quotes #idek if this makes sense

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Dazai: * breaths *

Chuuya: I hate you

#dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd dazai #bsd osamu #osamudazai #bungou stray dogs chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #chuuyabsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd nakahara #osamu dazai #incorrect bsd quotes #bsd anime #idek if this makes sense

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Kunikida: go do the dishes

Dazai: do I havvee tooo

Kunikida: your not leaving this kitchen till there done !

Dazai: *goes grab pillow , blanket & chuuya *

Chuuya: what's happening

Dazai: you're stuck with me forever

Chuuya:

Kunikida:

Dazai: ~(꒪꒳꒪)~

Chuuya: stay here I'll get the wine

#bungou stray dogs kunikida #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd osamu #bsd kunikida #kunikida doppo #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #so smoll #bsd nakahara #bungou stray dogs chuuya nakahara #bungou stray dogs dazai #idek if this makes sense

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Dazai: [proudly saying] it takes real skills to choke on air , fall up stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills .

Chuuya: wtf-

#dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bsd nakahara #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bsd osamu #idek if this makes sense

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Dazai: my necks sore

Chuuya: what do you want me to do

Dazai: grow taller

#dazai osamu #bsd dazai #chuuyabsd #incorrect bsd quotes #bungou stray dogs #bsd anime #chuuya nakahara #osamudazai #bsd nakahara #bsd osamu #idek if this makes sense

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iwannakashootmyseif · 4 years

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Atsushi : some people just need a high five

Akutagawa: in the face

Dazai: with a chair !

Atsushi:

#bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs #atsushi nakajima #bsd atsushi #akutagawa #bsd anime #incorrect bsd quotes #idek if this makes sense #dazai osamu #osamudazai

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