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Met up with a witch from Winge (wizard hinge) for a nice night picnic in The Whispering Woods, and I pulled out all of the stops. Smoked salmon with capers, garlic and herb couscous, marmalade pastries from the farmers market, a nice bottle of sparkling ròse. It was picture perfect.
But then.
A damn hill giant was sitting in another clearing nearby and started practicing his mumble rap material. So I’m trying to have a nice meal with this witch, but this giant fucker is just mumbling and stuttering while rapping about eating sheep whole and pissing on campfires to piss off halflings.
Can’t have nice shit in The Whispering Woods.
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when people who want to be vaguely progressive say 'nature' all secular style but it's painfully obvious they mean 'god' while thinking they don't mean god
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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doodle with OFF style perspective
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random
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"It's a secret element...the fifth element...the most important element...Because without sugar, people could no longer bear reality, and they would go mad."
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We were so busy preparing the birthday party that we forgot who it was for."
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phrasing of this is taking me out
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WEH!
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They bargained for that dragon co-
I think one of the starkest illustrations of how incoherent Hasbro's goals for Dungeons & Dragons are is that they made the writers take out all the direct references to dragon-fucking in 5E in a bid to render the IP more advertiser-friendly, but still insisted upon keeping a bunch of stuff whose narrative context strongly implies dragon-fucking front and centre in the brand identity, so now the Player's Handbook has gotta play coy about where dragon-blooded sorcerers come from.
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Furry
Oh to be a bear, eating salmon, attacking campers, eating campers
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Dark Mechanicum
I think that compared to the Admech, the DarkMech are not limited to metal in their augmentations- their forms can blossom like abstract art out of organic material.
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firestarter
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