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Let's try this again without intentionally leaving so many plot holes, yeah?

Picture it: April 21st, 2016

Johnny arrives late to Amber's birthday party. He's upset and exhausted after sitting in a very long meeting after it's discovered that his finances are an absolute mess because of the incompetence of the company handling them.

Unless you ask Amber's friends, in which case they'll tell you that Amber told them that Johnny was a drunken mess upstairs and was refusing to come down to the party because, uh, reasons. Lying to your friends faces to make your husband seem like a bad person? No problem in Ambie's world.

Kristina Sexton, Amber's 'acting' coach who was at the birthday party found out on the stand in the UK trial that Amber had lied about where Johnny was.

He's not drunk. And if there are any drugs involved it's because Amber asked him to get some marijuana on his way home.

Amber is pissed because he's late. After everyone finally goes home, she follows Johnny through the house hurling verbal abuse at him for embarrassing her. He gets changed, gets in bed, and is reading when Amber comes around and starts punching him in the head and face.

He calls his security and leaves.

The next day, April 22nd, Amber packs up a bunch of drugs and leaves with her friends for Coachella.

A few hours later Hilda Vargas, a housekeeper who has worked for Johnny for over three decades, arrives to clean the penthouses. The other woman that Hilda is cleaning with calls her to the bedroom where she uncovers, UNCOVERS-AS IN HAS TO LIFT UP THE BEDDING TO FIND THE SHIT THAT'S BEEN LEFT BEHIND, a large piece of excrement on Johnny's side of the bed. Find me a dog that will not only shit in your bed but then cover it up.

Pistol and Boo were 4 pound animals. I have a 10 pound dog, and her shit is a fraction of this things size. That shit is roughly the length and width of Boo's entire torso. If a shit that big was inside a 4 pound dog, that dog would be dead.

Hilda had often cleaned up the dogs messes and knew this wasn't from either of them. She had also, contrary to what Amber who never cleaned up the house says, never known the animals to defecate in the bed.

Hilda, rightfully disgusted at what she's been left to deal with, takes a photo and calls Kevin Murphy. Kevin tells Sean Bett, the same man who escorted Johnny from the penthouses the night before (well, very early the morning of the 22nd). After Amber had gone, Johnny tells Sean that he would like to go back to the penthouse and collect some of his things while she's gone. Sean tells him that's not a good idea, and shows Johnny the photo of the shit that Hilda took.

Johnny does not go back to the penthouses, and he does not see Amber again until May.

Meanwhile, on the way to Coachella, Amber joyfully tells Starling Jenkins III, the security guard who escorted her, about the 'surprise' she left in Johnny's bed which she defended as a 'joke gone wrong'.

And I mean, if we're going to take what everyone says at full face value, then that applies to Amber too.

lol at Amber "I don't do drugs anymore just shoot up in my cooch and take cocaine when I can get it"

"Addicted" to exclusively dating older men.

Likes being pissed off in her relationships.

"Rowdy when angered". "Goes trailer park". Those just sound like whataboutism for "I'm a violent fuckhead who likes to hit".

Sean Bett was never the "probable source" for "Amber did it".

Amber did it. She shit in the bed. And thought it was funny.

The SOURCE was Hilda Vargas. A woman. Who had to clean up the shit that Amber left in the bed. Who was later harassed by Amber (at a different house because Hilda would no longer clean at the penthouses because she didn't want to be near Amber) because the photo of Amber's shit in the bed had "ruined her marriage".

It is true that the photo of Johnny's bruised face was from a different incident. Sean said that instances of violence from Amber against Johnny were so frequent he couldn't accurately place exactly when the photo was taken. Which you have to take at his word. Much like we're supposed to take Amber at her word when she says her nose was broken half a dozen times and she was beat black and blue on a regular basis but she never had any marks or needed medical attention because it "wasn't that bad for her".

Funny that.

On April 21st, 2015 — Depp arrived at Amber’s birthday party. He was drunk, using drugs and upset because he’d just learned from the Mandel Company that his finances were in rough shape.

They get into a fight at her party and Depp decides to move out and stay at another residence. At this time in their relationship their marriage had deteriorated and they were in a trial separation but Amber wanted him to come to her birthday.

The next day — Ms. Vargas finds dog excrement in the bed. She tells Kevin Murphy, the house manager, who tells Sean Bett. Sean tells Depp and the two of them more or less decide that Amber put the dog excrement there on purpose.

Somewhere along the way this myth gets morphed into people believing the excrement is human.

But Boo, the dog who was responsible, had done this before. He’s had bowel accidents in bed with Depp years previous & was known for having these issues. Depp knew about this — at one point Depp even told his personal assistant, Stephen Deuters, to leave human waste for Amber to step in, because they could just blame the dog.

Depp liked these kinds of jokes — he, Marylin Manson and Hunter S. Thompson once tried to leave their own human waste on Depp’s Hollywood Star on the Walk of Fame.

Sean Bett, the probably source for the ‘Amber did it’ also claimed, with Depp, that Amber had attacked Depp the night of the 21st. He claimed he saw injuries on Depp — but the photo submitted to court was from a year previous. Bett lied under oath about the origins of the photo and the injuries he saw. So it stands to reason that his story about the excrement is also a fabrication.

Especially if you consider the fact Depp would not return to the home for another month (when he came to get some things and threw his phone at Amber’s face). Amber was alone in the residence at the time, Depp was not coming back, and it makes no sense for her to prank an empty bed.

#amber heard is a liar #amber heard is an abuser #amber heard lost #amber hear #johnny depp won #evidence beats feelings

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eve barlow actually had tumblr account. people on twitter found one her quite insensitive posts

https://mobile.twitter.com/femcondition/status/1391031360219860997

The Tumblr statements in question:

For starters, I’m not surprised. This reeks of someone who doesn’t know a face outside of being white.

If you actively thinking about how to not be “racist”, chances are you are a fucking racist.

#fartlow deleted so now i have to reblog this #for posterity #eve barlow #fartlow

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In 2014, then 27 year old Abusive Turd brought then 17 year old Savannah Mcmillan to the US from the UK to illegally work as he assistant.

She also groomed then 17 year old Savannah, offering her drugs and alcohol, bringing her to parties, and taking nude photos with her along with Tilly Lawless.

#what was that about jd and winona?#sorry can't hear it over the hypocrisy #amber heard is an abuser #amber heard is a liar #amber heard lost #does this make amber a pedo too?#amber heard #tilly lawless

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An escort, you say 👀

For further context:

1 - nude photos of AH holding a sign that says "I want, I need, give me what's mine, your blonde texan bitch"

2 - footage from a reality show Whitney appeared in where the other members comment on marks on Whitney's face/chest/arms in regards to Amber "beating her ass"

3 - Amber was arrested for assault of her ex wife; Whitney's ex-boyfriend gave a sworn declaration that Whitney told him about the 'stair incident' and that she told him Amber almost threw her down the stairs when Whitney intervened as Amber was attacking Johnny

#a treasure trove of literotica #amber heard is an abuser #amber heard is a liar #amber heard lost #amber heard #whitney heard #johnny depp won

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ABUSIVE TURD WAS A STRIPPER CONFIRMED.

Ashamed to be a stripper, proud to beat her husband.

#she's ashamed about the wrong things #strippers can be cool #husband beaters will always be shit #ironic since she also dumped one in their bed #amber heard is a liar #amber heard is an abuser #amber heard lost #johnny depp won #newly released previously sealed documents

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By posting her delusional statement doubling down on what a seven person jury unanimously decided were defamatory lies, Amber has potentially opened herself up to being taken back to court.

Talk about dumb.

Honestly, I don't think it will or would happen. Johnny got what he wanted. He has been vindicated against his abusive lying ex and can move on with his life with that judgement to support him. Unlike a certain someone, he actually wants to move on, and deserves to do so.

#johnny depp #justice for johnny depp #victory for johnny depp #he won #amber heard is an abuser #amber heard is a liar

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TODAY, JUNE 1st 2022 by Gina Deuters <3

#johnny depp #justice for johnny depp

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Kathleen Zellner knows her facts.

#johnny depp #justice for johnny depp #kathleen zellner

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I'm cheering, laughing, popping bottles

#johnny depp #justice for johnny depp

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Morgan Tremaine on Twitter:

I immediately broke out in tears.

I don't know what part I really played in any of this, but I told my truth, and I feel a weight off of me with this case coming to an end.

#johnny depp #justice for johnny depp

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You do have a right to Freedom of Speech.

You do not have a right to maliciously spread lies. You do not have the right to baselessly ruin someone's life because you are a petty, arrogant narcissist boiling internally with misplaced rage.

Amber Heard has been sent a resounding message. One I hope rings in the ears of all those like her.

She lied about being a victim of abuse.

She lied about Johnny.

SHE LIED.

And a jury of seven people in the United States unanimously declared it.

Johnny Depp has received justice.

#johnny depp #justice for johnny depp #amber heard is a liar #and i hope he asks for a restraining order and Amber and I hope it is granted #she is obsessed and it is disturbing #she couldn't stop lying if her life literally depended on it

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He did it!

He won!

May this be a lesson to those who would abuse others.

#johnny depp #justice for johnny depp #amber heard is a liar

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You wanna talk about shit that chills you?

Amber Heard going full unhinged psycho after Johnny leaves because she flipped out on him for visiting his friend for too long. The gaslighting, blaming, threatening. It's unreal.

And then she chases him down. Shows up to his escape house because she CANNOT LEAVE HER VICTIM ALONE.

THIS IS HORRIFYING.

THIS IS A DIRECT THREAT.

SHE IS THREATENING HIM FOR LEAVING. SHE IS THREATENING TO "DO SOMETHING ELSE" TO HIM BECAUSE SHE CAN "NEVER STOP" BEFORE "TURNING INTO SOMETHING DARKER".

#Satan is infinitely a better individual than she is #amber heard #amber heard is an abuser #amber heard is a liar #anti amber heard #amber heard is a wife beater #johnny depp #justice for johnny depp #aquaman and the lost kingdom

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Oof going straight to dropping slurs and conspiracy theories? Bestie go to sleep, nobody can with that sort of nonsense.

"you don't UNDERSTAND Amber CAN'T just MOVE ON with her LIFE"

Meanwhile, Turd, for the last six years:

Poor baby 😢

#LEGALLY amber is both a wife AND a husband beater #courtesy of the UK #simmer down bestie before you hurt yourself #yeah gonna let this troll fall back into the vast nothingness where they belong #👍#amber heard #amber heard is an abuser #amber heard is a liar #anti amber heard #justice for johnny depp

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So apparently we all missed the fact that TMZ NAMED AMBER AS THE VIDEO LEAKER when it originally dropped.

#amber heard #amber heard is an abuser #amber heard is a liar #anti amber heard #amber heard is a wife beater #aquaman and the lost kingdom #justice for johnny depp

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Your right poor Amber only spent six years traveling the world and chugging wine by the barrel and doing photoshoots and L'Oreal events and making movies and charging 33k to be a public speaker and basking in the glow of her fake victimhood and gleefully documenting every moment of it 😢

I'm sorry your smooth brain is only capable of forming the most base attempts at understanding that tho 😢😢😢

"you don't UNDERSTAND Amber CAN'T just MOVE ON with her LIFE"

Meanwhile, Turd, for the last six years:

Poor baby 😢

#pray for the Turd lickers #or not like I give a fuck 😂#amber heard is a wife beater #amber heard is a w i f e beater #should we repeat it again #?#you know #since she was the only one ever arrested for beating her wife in front of an officer #wanna talk about that bestie #amber heard is a liar #amber heard is an abuser

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So according to Fartlow:

- sneaking men into your martial home the day after being BRUTALLY BEATEN is normal victim behavior

- saying you need to be added to your husband's car insurance the day after being BRUTALLY BEATEN is normal victim behavior

- inviting your friends to a pool party the day after you've been BRUTALLY BEATEN and your husband has been MUTILATED is normal victim behavior

- dropping a deuce in your marital bed, packing up a bunch of drugs, and jetting off to Coachella with your best friends the day after being BRUTALLY BEATEN is normal victim behavior

- aggressively staring down your A-list movie star husband and pulling him away from his fans at a red carpet event the day after being BRUTALLY BEATEN is normal victim behavior

- calling the paps to photograph you shopping at Tiffany's the day after being BRUTALLY BEATEN is normal victim behavior

- arranging for a island photoshoot the day after being BRUTALLY BEATEN is normal victim behavior

- demanding you be called as a witness for a trial in the UK then spending every night clubbing, drinking, attending dinner parties with former employees of the attending judge, etc. etc. is normal victim behavior

- PERFORMING AT A CONCERT AFTER SPENDING SIX WEEKS LISTENING TO YOUR VIOLENTLY ABUSIVE EX WIFE CALL EVERYONE UNDER THE SUN A LIAR PROVES THAT YOU'RE NOT A VICTIM NO VICTIM WOULD EVER DO SUCH A THING

#amber heard #amber heard is an abuser #amber heard is a liar #anti amber heard #amber heard is a wife beater #justice for johnny depp #eve fartlow

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