remember when Gravity Falls swept in, told its story in exactly how long it needed to tell it, and then ended in triumph and people still talk about it? I think abt that a lot
a really good genre of tumblr post is the ones that claim “THIS 15-YEAR-OLD HAS DISCOVERED A CURE FOR CANCER” with no source link, and the first comment is “HIS NAME IS _______” and the second comment is “figures that so few results come up on google, no one is talking about this. spread the word!”
and then you google it and the only results are websites called like ‘youshare.buzz’ and ‘trendcatch.ly’ linking back to the original post, and the picture attached to the original post is from an unrelated huffpo article from 2011, and you google the name given and it’s a famous haitian accordionist
older coworker keeps talking about “ahh, those young'uns are probably late because they were up all night playing that new game. You know. Uh. Mash Brothers: the Melee”
I want to start a conspiracy theory that farming and agriculture in general is fake. “There are 325,000,000 people in America. It would take like a billion chickens a year just to keep the stores stocked. And have you seen these millions of chickens anywhere? I didn’t think so. Checkmate, “farmers”.“
I feel like I could convince a lot of people who don’t live in the Midwest