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for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of my whimsical nature, i make impulse decisions because i love spontaneity, i forget things from before because i live in the now, i get everywhere late because i'm a free spirit, my place is a mess because i'm a creative type, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my wallet in the oven
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MAYBE I AM A FUCKING FAG
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barack obama can be bisexual. but harry styles must be straight
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christmas came early this year
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i said 'explain physics to me like youre in love with me' and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings'. so i get it now
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system of a clown. if you even care
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this is the representation nepo babies deserve
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while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*
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microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now
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do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
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