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its-really-dry · 2 months
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Y/n: What's that sound?
Donna: Oh, I'm just playing my theremin
[Spooky Halloween music ensues]
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its-really-dry · 2 months
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kate: yelenas a lesbian
yelena: IM NOT FROM LEBENON
kate: ???
yelena: im russian
nat: nooo not lebanese, lesbian
yelena: ohhh... wait, you mean the pasta?
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its-really-dry · 3 months
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IM NOT ARGUING YOURE JUST NOT AGREEING KIWIIIIII D:<
nothing really. just an appreciation post for my hard working wife @sponsoredbymqrvel <3
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its-really-dry · 3 months
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nothing really. just an appreciation post for my hard working wife @sponsoredbymqrvel <3
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its-really-dry · 4 months
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I AM FINALLY FREE and i can appreciate the kweens birthday. ofc i was a good housewife and sent my workingwife a birthday message, but she still deserves appreciation so I have comprised a few carol memes i found on twitter that accurately depict our everyday struggles....
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love ya honey @sponsoredbymqrvel 🥲❤ now send me a bottle of vodka - clean
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its-really-dry · 4 months
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thor: *chills out w jane foster on the couch*
peter "star wars nerd" parker: ¿hUh?
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nick fury: nice to see you, peter
peter "star wars nerd" parker: ¿hUh?
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marc spector: *smiles and waves*
peter "star wars nerd" parker: HUH?
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its-really-dry · 4 months
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y/n: *playing with toy cars on a play mat* broom brrrooom broom broom brrrroooommm weeeoooo weeeeoooo ooooowwwaaaaaaaaooooowwwaaaaaaaaooooo NA NA NA NA beep honk beep beep honk
clint: *who just woke up* if it ain't eleven, look away and don't question *goes to make coffee*
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its-really-dry · 5 months
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THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER I LOVE IT SO MUCH YOURE SO TALENTED WHAT THE HELL 😩🥲
I have a hawkeye doodle requesttttt
as the biggest hawkeye fan known to man, I would kill to see clint, kate and lucky decorating the tree :D
doodles you request and doodles you shall recieve
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its-really-dry · 5 months
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*buys plane tickets* we'll get that tree okay?
i am JEALOUS. and SAD.
it's snowing where my girlfriend lives and i'm not there to dance with her in it :(
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its-really-dry · 5 months
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@sponsoredbymqrvel :(
i am JEALOUS. and SAD.
it's snowing where my girlfriend lives and i'm not there to dance with her in it :(
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its-really-dry · 5 months
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nat: are you butt-dialing?
y/n: *mouth full* uhhh i dont think so.....
nat: oh? because i swear that ass is calling me *looks up and down then smirks*
y/n: *chokes*
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its-really-dry · 5 months
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BOYFRIEND REVEAL
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its-really-dry · 6 months
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y/n: ok so here's the tea *slams papers on the table*
kate: omg spill!
peter: wait i need to get the snacks
yelena: lemme get my notepad
steve: im slightly confused... tea?
tony: wait tea? hold on im getting my blanket
wanda: *sigh* honey, its called a mission report
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its-really-dry · 6 months
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y/n: yk what? im about to forget it and just date my anxiety and depression
nat: oh? and why's that?
y/n: bc they're the only girls that seem to care so much that they keep coming back for me
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its-really-dry · 7 months
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forget gay awakening - anakin was my straight awakening 💀
@sponsoredbymqrvel
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its-really-dry · 8 months
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its-really-dry · 8 months
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also im off the market now slay
@sponsoredbymqrvel *bites lip*
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